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Tommy Mo's avatar

Amy Adams? I’m in!

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LuluBean12 StarGeezer's avatar

I'm late with this really off topic thing BUT I can't do demonstrations and standing around for hours outside, so I missed our local Hands Off Protest.

We get the newspaper after our nephew reads it. I was thrilled yesterday to see that Nancy Pelosi spoke at ours.

The news reporter on the video I saw on line had the gall to say dozens of people showed up at the courthouse

It was obvious from the video that it was more like a couple hundred out there on that miserable cold rainy Sat morning. Scranton has a high poverty rate and is heavily weighted to senior citizens. I was thrilled with the number of people that were there, and now feel a little less guilty.

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dae's avatar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAqxjm1vmzw Michelle Kash - Personal Jesus [Official Music Video]

Everyone talking music, even saw some references to my beloved Jefferson Airplane.

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paperlesstiger's avatar

Doctor: I'll need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a blood sample.

Trump: What did he say?

Assistant: He said show him your underwear.

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RRJKR's avatar

Trump loves the poor and the poorly educated. So much so that he's doing his best to get more and more poeple into one or preferably both categories.

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Khavrinen's avatar

By that logic, we can only conclude that he's also also pretty fond of the deceased...

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Babe Paley's avatar

Good news?

There are 2 large public housing complexes on the south side of town, where public transportation is a bit...lacking. We just installed EV charging stations at each and have 2 electric vehicles that folks with valid ID can rent for a few hours or a day once they take a little training class on how to charge them and stuff. That way folks can get to appointments and the like outside of the public transport hours.

I assume soon we'll see a bunch of "where's MY EV?" from people who don't understand much (plus, you don't apparently have to be a resident to rent it).

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Birb-General of the US's avatar

I'm beginning to think that car ownership is becoming obsolete. In the future, no one will own cars except for a few mechanical enthusiasts. When you need a car, one will self drive to you and pick you up. The rental market for e-bikes is showing the way. I think the housing complex is just a little ahead of its time.

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Babe Paley's avatar

The city was helped out by a national foundation that sets up the chargers and buys the cars. It's such a smart idea since you know--even if the bus went to the grocery store, if you have a family and need a bunch of things it's hard to carry all that. Or specific appointments where someone can't walk well.

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RRJKR's avatar

IDK Best of luck with this project. You may need it

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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

The obvious answer to the "Where's my EV?" crowd is, "You have to go to the local Tesla store to get it. Remember when Trump had that Tesla thing at the white house? That was when Musk got Trump to buy everyone a Tesla. Some of the staff may try to tell you they don't have one for you. Don't let them get away with lying to you like that."

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TerseNurse's avatar

AMONGST other things, last night I had to dress a dead body. It happens sometimes, the family wants the body presentable before others see her. But this person had chosen a tight, white outfit, long pants and long sleeves, to be buried in. Please, if you want to wear something specific after you have passed, please pick something loose fitting and short sleeved!

taking my friend to ER now

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TerseNurse's avatar

friend admitted

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Babe Paley's avatar

I'm sorry, my friend. Thank you for the information--for what it's worth, you probably just saved someone else that hassle. I would never have thought about it.

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Schmannity's avatar

A river runs through his mind.

Peter Navarro denies tensions with Elon Musk after Musk calls him a ‘moron’

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/trump-administration/peter-navarro-denies-tensions-elon-musk-musk-calls-moron-rcna201038

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Russell Jones's avatar

Butcher baby, they're gonna put you away.

https://youtu.be/CkLrlKveqZs

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Mike_Cramer's avatar

Watched the latest Daredevil series last night. The allegory was as obvious as it was depressing.

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swmnguy's avatar

I had been wondering about this, re. the Texas measles outbreak:

https://apnews.com/article/measles-texas-vaccines-funding-cuts-5785985d6b74024b0502f6a2fc1576e2

Yeah, the outbreak started among Mennonites who have never vaxxed. But it spread to low-income people also in the area, whose rates of vaccination have plummeted as public health funding for vaccination programs has been slashed.

Poor people can't afford healthcare unless it's free to them, and it usually is not. They can't take time off work paid to take their kids to appointments, so they tend to skip a lot of them. They don't have a car that always works. They don't have relatives or someone else they can rely on, and authorize to take their kids to appointments.

It's inconvenient and costly for those of us who aren't poor, and do speak English, and are citizens.

It's damn near impossible for those of us who are living in poverty or have other barriers. Especially in backward-ass rural areas where doing anything requires a 30 mile drive one-way.

So it isn't just crazy antivaxxers. There really aren't very many of them; they're just loud on the internet.

As usual, the other victims are poor people.

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Spleen Victoria's avatar

Here vaccines are free and our rates are still low enough that we have some cases as well. It’s because of the structural barriers of poverty you’re describing. And they try hard to break those down. So if it’s that hard here, a place like Texas…

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EyeQueue's avatar

They had some doctor on MSNBC who had measles and went into work the next day b/c "That's what real doctors do."

So he exposed people to measles at a hospital. And that's apparently his right. :(

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Stranger Than Friction's avatar

What state had that weirdo "practicing" medicine in a hospital??

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Biff52, aka Scum's avatar

I think it was Texas. Shocking, I know.

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Hirightnow's avatar

Well, you can't heal people if they're not sick...

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VaselineHabits's avatar

I've been saying since putting RFK Jr in, they are actively trying to kill us

Too many people to try to control, it's easier to do with fear. Basically just don't do anything, actively destroy knowledge about disease, and offer no funding for natural disasters. Covid was an inspiration to these fucks

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Stranger Than Friction's avatar

Real "shock doctrine" approach.

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Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

I'll say it again: when I was a kid we got our shots at school. They had it all figured out which year's classes were due which shots, and one class at a time we were marched down to the nurse's office.

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EyeQueue's avatar

Yep. I remember that. I hated crying in front of people and I would cry every time, LOL!

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swmnguy's avatar

Same here. They lined us up and had the air-gun thingy. In my rural elementary school, there would be maybe one kid, maybe none, whose parents had gotten yhem exempted. They were treated like weirdos. In the early 1970s, conformity and exclusion favored vaccination.

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Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

Poor kids. Not their fault their parents were chucklefucks.

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RRJKR's avatar

Trump is doing his level best to create more of them

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swmnguy's avatar

This sums up my trade deficit with the hardware store and the grocery store.

Uncommonly, I run a huge trade surplus with Target, but only if I include Services. Most years I bill them several times more money than we spend there. This was true even when our kids were young so we went through a lot of paper goods.

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Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

How time flies when the world is on fire.

It seems like only last week I was celebrating Crom-mas with my barbarian kin as we roasted huge joints of beef for the feasting and rolling other joints to whet our appetites for the feasting.

Now it is time for Crom-ster! Of course we have to decorate our hard boiled eggs just like everyone else. But first we have to sneak into our neighbors chicken coops to steal the eggs and that can be very dangerous since the neighbors have guns and security cameras. Ever since the cost of eggs has sky-rocketed urban farmers have become really aggressive!

Still, Crom is only pleased with strength and courage so wish me luck as I sneak around my neighborhood this week. I'll need that luck since Crom don't give a shit whether I succeed or not. Happy Crom-ster everyone!

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Hirightnow's avatar

Ever since I found Sithrak, my life hasn't really changed, but I feel less targeted.

https://www.oglaf.com/sithrak/

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Holly - Yep it's me's avatar

In case you were wondering --- The Giant Orange Fucktater has a soul. Not just any soul but a biggly one. How do I know he has the biggly greatest of the great souls? Because he told me that's why. Why don't I believe him?

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paperlesstiger's avatar

They tested him for a soul? Does that mean they called for a chaplain?

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Martin Shobe's avatar

They replaced his shoes.

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blueicebank's avatar

"Trump in excellent cognitive and physical health, says White House doctor

The president has "robust cardiac, pulmonary, neurological, and general physical function," his doctor says."

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cy9vx1v1rx1o

Yeah, sure. In his prime, peak of health. Working tirelessly to destroy all that is good and wholesome. "I've never seen anyone with that kind of energy needed to destroy democracy and this republic. AND find time for golf."

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EyeQueue's avatar

BULLSHIT!

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Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

"I have some good news and some bad news. First, the President is in great physical health!"

"What's the bad news?"

"That is the bad news. Y'all're gonna be stuck with him for a few more years. The good news is I caught the stock market pump'n'dump in time to make a killing!"

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Holly - Yep it's me's avatar

He's the very picture of what it looks like to eat hamberder's, burnt steak, fries, and chocolate cake with TWO (2) scoops of ice cream every single day.

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Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

I mean, he even won the Donald Trump is the Supreme Pinnacle of Manhood Golf Tournament!

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Schmannity's avatar

Arnold Palmer scoffs

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Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Time to exhume Arnold, get out the steel ruler and settle the issue once and for all.

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Anarchy Pony's avatar

Yeah, sure, I saw that video of him at his golf club...

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Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

" I screamed when I saw how he's so physically awesome!"

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RRJKR's avatar

Little Kim's doctor says the same of him Maybe it's the same doctor looking after his own health.

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Schmannity's avatar

He put the jerk in the knee jerk

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Biff52, aka Scum's avatar

Many of the rest of us would love to put the knee to that jerk.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

The obese, slope-shouldered shitsack is ORANGE.

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Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Could be a new strain of hepatitis?

Yrs,

Greg House, MD

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Biff52, aka Scum's avatar

One thing we know for sure,

It ain't lupus!

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Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Unless it is lupus!

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Biff52, aka Scum's avatar

Whoa, I never considered that angle!

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Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

If the patients love life is erratic it could be lead poisoning AND lupus is masking it.

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Russell Jones's avatar

>>says White House doctor<<

Did they bring back Dr. Ronny for a cameo appearance?

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RRJKR's avatar

Sect Pete brought the booze.

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swmnguy's avatar

Lemme guess, "White House Doctor" signed in black Sharpie. All jaggedy, like an EKG printout of somebody freaking out.

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paperlesstiger's avatar

On a scale of one to one.

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RRJKR's avatar

To celebrate he sent another 300 random Brown people to CETCO!

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Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

"But he's showing clear signs of age related cognitive decline!"

"Oh, no! He's just profoundly stupid!"

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Biff52, aka Scum's avatar

And a very naughty boy.

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RRJKR's avatar

He started with nothing to decline from. That's cheatin'!!

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swmnguy's avatar

All his test results are the Most Positive anyone has ever seen.

-Signed, Donald Trump's Doctor

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vorpal's avatar

Fuckface Administration: We can't bring Garcia back because we can't tell a foreign government what to do

Also Fuckface Administration: We're taking Greenland, Fuck You, Denmark!

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VaselineHabits's avatar

It's what Orwell predicted.

War is peace.

Freedom is slavery.

Ignorance is strength

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Schmannity's avatar

Esp. the latter

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VaselineHabits's avatar

Idiocracy was supposed to be satire, no a documentary

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