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TheGreatAndPowerfulMormos!'s avatar

Why is everyone everywhere watching cat people? This horror movie about lesbians is not that good.

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Ryp's avatar

When I was 12 and my step brother was 10, after watching Invasion of the Body Snatchers on TV, we chased my 8 year old step sister around the house with a watermelon telling her it was her pod.

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Marycat2021's avatar

One of my favorites, reminding us all that nothing is as it seems.

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Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

Perfect pick for the times. Every era thinks it’s immune, yet the pods always find a new form. In the 50s it was communism. In the 70s it was conformity. Today it’s algorithmic hypnosis with better lighting. The scariest part isn’t the takeover. It’s how peaceful everyone looks once they’ve given up.

Blessed be the ones who refuse the nap.

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RRJKR's avatar

If we attack Venezuela they will be pushed into the waiting arms of the Russians or Chinese . Then what? Remember Cuba?

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werecat's avatar

China is already across latin america on physical scales that the USA will never match. It's likely the US has more money invested, but its not hard currency like what China is doing. China is putting massive infrastructure in place for these countries and will move toward peaceful and mutually beneficial trade between those countries. China has no interest in enforcing the kind of hegomony the USA relies on. Too costly to maintain.

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RRJKR's avatar

There once was a well organized Antifa. It was called the US military 1942-1945

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RRJKR's avatar

Trump's "Ballroom" will be nearly twice the size of the existing White House. WTF!! How many events at the White House require seating for 1,000 people? A crowd that large will be an absolute security nightmare, and what about parking. I guess up next will be a multi story parking garage. Say good bye to the Eisenhower Executive Office Building Who needs it?

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fair_n_hite_451's avatar

The Epstein Ballroom will be a millstone around the necks of the American people for years to come. Much like the Trump Maladministration.

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JustPixelz's avatar

My somewhat elderly sister-in-law was widowed last year. I advised her to speak to her accountant (she has an accountant for some reason) because she is now SINGLE for tax purposes and, because the exemption amounts are lower, she may have to file and pay tax. She said she hasn't filed before so won't need to now. That seems like a bad plan. But then I realized Crooked Donnie and the Ratpublicans have gutted the IRS so she'll never get caught. So it's a good plan.

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RRJKR's avatar

I talk to many elderly people who have the misconception that once you reach a certain age, you are not required to file. This is NOT true! If you owe even a small. amount of tax the penalties for not filing can be pretty steep I'm also aghast at the number of "accountants" I run into who are abysmally ignorant of tax laws.

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Marycat2021's avatar

I always file. And last year I ended up owing the state $8. I paid it. In most states, failing to file returns is a misdemeanor. If you earn interest on investments, inherit money or real estate, even though you're retired you must file.

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abbienormal's avatar

Thing is, it is easy for the IRS to detect when your average joe isn't paying their taxes unless they work completely off the books.

They just won't have the resources to go after rich people.

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RRJKR's avatar

Very true. Catching a boatload of small fish is easier and more profitable than landing one big fish.

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Marycat2021's avatar

Years ago I worked for New York State Tax and Finance. It was interesting to learn that the agency routinely audits large companies on a continuous basis. The agency is also keenly watching sales tax remissions, because collecting them and failing to remit those taxes to the state is a crime.

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Martin Shobe's avatar

Nope. The boatload of small fish is a net negative for the IRS at $0.96 for every dollar spent. The one big fish gets them $6.29 for every dollar spent.

https://www.nber.org/digest/20238/comparative-returns-irs-audits-income-groups?page=1&perPage=50

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Menotsure's avatar

Trump did his signature dance, "The Pump" upon his arrival in Malaysia.

🎶C'mon everybody, try not to cringe

Daddy's doin' a dance that's way unhinged

Do the pump, do the crazy pump

You don't need rhythm to dance like Trump

Just stand in one place and pump yer fists

You can't move yer feet cuz yer wearing lifts.🎶

https://youtu.be/t4f12NyTbAA?si=YtfZ1M5eE-YeXuXP

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JustPixelz's avatar

I thought he was pantomiming how he jerks off Vlad and Hitler's ghost.

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EyeQueue's avatar

Donnie Dumb Dumb's Double Dong Disco Dance!

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freakishlystrong's avatar

STOP ADVANCING HIS STUPID NARRATIVE;

"Trump Punishes Canada With 10% Extra Import Tax For Not Pulling Down Anti-Tariffs Ad Sooner."

Canada is not being punished. The people in this country who import things from Canada will be punished. American Molson drinkers will be punished. U.S. consumers will be punished. Canada ain't paying a penny of that tax.

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JustPixelz's avatar

Not just Molson drinkers. Furniture, lumber, minerals. Plus tourists who were already staying away in droves.

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WokeGrandma's avatar

This would be a good time to drive to Ogunquit (ME) for a lobster dinner. It's a favorite spot for tourists, including many Canadians. I hope some of them will still make the trip. Otherwise, the shops and restaurants might soon go broke.

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Marycat2021's avatar

Some of the venues in Ogunquit shut down for the off season, including restaurants and hotels.

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WokeGrandma's avatar

True enough

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Resource NW's avatar

It is already having an effect. One of my VT syrup advertised a sale. No quarts or half gallons, just half pints. The good stuff is getting scarce. well, at least it helped vermonters.

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EyeQueue's avatar

People need to just stop buying shit, period.

Fuck this stupid fucking fascist country to Hell.

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Eureka's avatar

My younger relatives buy and sell on Depop all the time. It would be interesting to see buy nothing/reselling/thrifting continue to grow.

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Menotsure's avatar

Make Black Friday a day of boycott.

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EyeQueue's avatar

Oh, 100%. I'm not buying shit for Xmas or for Halloween. I'm making items to give as gifts.

We're also not giving out candy this year. Fuck it. We usually go all out. I'm not doing shit this year. Why pay $$$ for the enjoyment of the mostly MAGA dunderheads that make up the population here?

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Menotsure's avatar

Let Amazon and other online retailers feel the pain on "Cyber Monday" as well.

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EyeQueue's avatar

I'm working myself up to canceling Amazon period. I haven't yet done it and feel like shit.

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"M"'s avatar

Something for you ♥

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/m2wwULW048M

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Kateorite's avatar

I cancelled 2 days ago. Feels strange, but right.

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RRJKR's avatar

Does anyone understand why El Trumpo developed such a case of ass for Venezuela? did somebody there make fun of him or something?

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

They have oil.

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ExecutorElassus's avatar

Milei's entire political career was financed by this one billionaire who's good friends with Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent.

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RRJKR's avatar

Milei's previous claim to fame was being the front man for a Rolling Stones cover band.

Another half-assed entertainer/ personality turned politician

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RRJKR's avatar

He's Argentina However, you'd think Trump would like Maduro He's done everything in Venezuela that Trump wants to do here. Maybe it's jealousy

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Saviour of Bread's avatar

Is he not Argentina?

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ExecutorElassus's avatar

Yeah, I fucked that up, sorry. Venezuela is Maduro, a putative socialist who refused to acknowledge his recent electoral loss and whose opposition is lousy with neocon Thatcherites and other simps for billionaires (including, notably, Nobel Laureate Maria Corina Machado, who dedicated the award to Trump).

ETA: also what Eureka said below: oil.

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Shocktreatment's avatar

I'd guess that Stephen fuckin' Miller mentioned something...

"Not only 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 sir! They also say you walk like you have a loaded diaper!"

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Eureka's avatar

Oil. They’ve got stuff to steal. See also: Canada, Greenland.

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RRJKR's avatar

Our military is NOT to be used as "muscle" for a corrupt administration.

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EyeQueue's avatar

God. Please. Make it stop.

The fuckalump can't "dance" for any definition of that word.

https://www.cnn.com/2025/10/25/world/video/trump-dances-malaysia-asean-digvid

He looks so fucking stupid and embarrassing. Jesus H. Christ on a pogo stick.

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Shocktreatment's avatar

Dancing? Psych meds can increase seizure risk, particularly the "activating" types they might give President Impromptu Nap.

It would be a shame if he fell asleep. In public. On his feet. At the top of a flight of concrete stairs...

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EyeQueue's avatar

LMAO!

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freakishlystrong's avatar

And on they cheer and smile at clown.

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EyeQueue's avatar

Yep. If just one person laughed at him we would be in the end game.

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Sister Artemis's avatar

Facepalm Jesus agrees 100%

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Nancy Naive's avatar

Only one problem… if it was caught on camera, where’s the video or images?

“ Caught on camera: ICE arrests violent protesters who threatened federal law enforcement officers, damaged federal property following lawful operation”

https://www.ice.gov/news/releases/caught-camera-ice-arrests-violent-protesters-who-threatened-federal-law-enforcement

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Mysterysurf's avatar

"Violent protesters" yeah, I totally believe that totally happened.

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Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

There'll be a slight delay while ICE tries to get the AI to make a decent video.

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RandomNameAllocated's avatar

And don't you know it, only Antifa have six, seven, sometimes even eight fingers on each hand

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

By their appendages ye shall know them....

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RRJKR's avatar

I feel that we've become a nation of ingrates. People don't realize how good things are here. A bunch of whiny brats who don't appreciate what they have America was never "broken", and if it were, a guy who failed miserably at everything he ever tried, is certainly not going to be the one who can fix it.

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freakishlystrong's avatar

It's broken NOW.

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RRJKR's avatar

Badly bent, but not quite broken...yet

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Rosy red ASS's avatar

Ok, I am OUT for the day. Gonna go touch grass or something. If he dies I will know because my phone will erupt. Stay safe fellow sufferers or get into trouble, whatever your choice may be.

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Shocktreatment's avatar

Watch for dancing in the street...

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EyeQueue's avatar

Have a good day, Rosy!

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Bagel, coffee, and pot, about to watch drublic's Frontline episode about RFKj then finish assembling the current issue of catzeine. https://catzeine.com/

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Rosy red ASS's avatar

You have a MUCH stronger stomach than I have! CHEERS!

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EyeQueue's avatar

OMG, you're watching that first thing in the morning, LOL!?!?!?! XD XD XD XD

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Ha ha, girl, I have already had my first nap.

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EyeQueue's avatar

You're in an earlier time zone than I am, also. XD

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