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The Blessed Reverend's avatar

The Mole People was the first horror movie I ever saw at the age of 8 at a saturday matinee at the Longmeadow Community Center in Longmeadow mass

I. Freaked. Out.

Warren's avatar

John Agar! (Golden Turkey Nominee for Lifetime Worst Actor!)

Hugh Beaumont! Beaver’s Dad and Eddie Haskell’s foil!

marydn's avatar

After watching The Lost Sheep, which was very good, I clicked on the YouTube symbol to leave a like. On the right my account had a video about a 5 year old deaf girl and her visit to a animal shelter. Warning, onion ninjas will happen but it is worth it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drbCSsaTg-o

Clammed Can Monster's avatar

Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da - The Beatles - Karolina Protsenko - Violin in the street

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5gQmXW3TekY

paperlesstiger's avatar

Manufacturing consent to strike hospitals and schools.

𝘜𝘚 𝘌𝘯𝘷𝘰𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘜𝘕 𝘔𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘞𝘢𝘭𝘵𝘻 𝘰𝘯 𝘐𝘳𝘢𝘯: 𝘈𝘴 𝘢 𝘷𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴, 𝘸𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘤𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘴. 𝘐𝘧 𝘤𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘫𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘥, 𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘣𝘺 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵. 𝘐𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘹𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘭𝘴. 𝘞𝘦 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘥𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵.

Hops: grrrr mad's avatar

That makes it ok then?

And they claim to be Christians. They don't have an f'ing clue.

Reader's avatar

The old backpack behind the MRI machine trick.

tehbaddr's avatar

Oh look at that, it's 11:15 already! I've missed the Sunday Talkies. Mysterious Ways!

Joe Bacon's avatar

The Sunday Gasbag Shows once again kiss the butts of the Usual Gang Of Nazi Republicans.

You didn't miss anything!

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

OH NO!

Anyway...

They are still on in my local market, but I missed the beginning because the bathroom grout needed inspection, and because the context of the latter half may depend on the former, I fear I shall just have to skip the whole thing.

Next week, I will be sure to minimize such short-term distractions that partly overlap the Sunday Talkie time and instead occupy myself elsewhere for the full duration.

calliecallie, aka pollyanna's avatar

Currently I am reading a John Sanford mystery, Toxic Prey, where the gist is that to save the planet from global warming and other environmental catastrophes, some kooky scientist came up with a virus to kill half the world's population. Think about it. That would seriously slow down carbon emissions, wouldn't it? And plastic pollution?

So the Pollyanna in me is thinking that, as bad as this war with Iran is, rising gas prices may help reduce demand for oil and spur conversion to more sustainable energy sources. As long as it doesn't reduce the population by half. That would be really bad.

tehbaddr's avatar

I've got a volcanic island complete with lair for sale if you're interested.

calliecallie, aka pollyanna's avatar

That sounds ideal. Hopefully not Iceland?

freakishlystrong's avatar

I hate DST. I walk before the sun comes up and that's about 8 a.m. now. I feel like my day is half over. I also don't see the need for the fireball being out for 16 hours in the hottest part of year. Do we really need a sunset at 9:30 p.m.? Okay, I'm done. Good Sunday, Wonkers!

tehbaddr's avatar

Sunset should be shortly after the Early Bird Special is over?.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Ugh, how is it already 10 AM? I hate spring. Guess I need to get up and around and get my day started. Exactly sweetheart is supposed to come finish the bathroom floors today, so that will be nice. I need to change the bedding and rotate my mattress. I am definitely feeling that I took my thyroid medicine; I've stopped wondering how I'm going to live my life "like this." Also, I need to get batteries to replace in my cookoo clocks.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

We should just abolish time zones altogether. Base the time on the exact longitude the sun is hanging over at the moment. Every longitude will have it's own time of day. Maybe I should STFU about this--Trump might read this.

Noma Larkey's avatar

IKR? This day is flying by entirely too fast.

TerseNurse's avatar

it's 11 here, and I just dragged the girlfriend out of bed

PrimerGray's avatar

MAGAts have QQ clocks. They run on mythium batteries.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

And all of them are stuck on Mythium Standard Time.

Kateorite's avatar

How now rascally Simba?

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

He was mayhemming and playing with LF all morning. I think he's gonna be alright.

Kateorite's avatar

Yay! & whew.

I eagerly await Simba PoopNews™!

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

No poop news today. I just serviced Litter Box a half hour ago. Nothing unusual found.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Sharty was too fucking stooopitt to replenish the Strategic Oil Reserve before all of this horseshit started. He could have had that done while oil was relatively cheap. Stunning breathtaking stooopitt!

Remember all the shit Biden caught when he used the Reserve to keep gas prices down? And he restored the Reserve after that, right? And then he probably caught hell for that too!

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

I seem to recall that Biden replenished the reserve at lower cost than it sold for, in other words, he made money on the deal (for the US Treasury).

tehbaddr's avatar

His Oil friends get ~ 2x / barrel now. This was no mistake!

PrimerGray's avatar

{He did that} sticker.

paperlesstiger's avatar

That implies that it was not long planned. One source says the urgent decision was made in December when Netanyahu met with Trump at Mar-a-Lago.

Free beach's avatar

He had a feeling, so he attacked.

His feeling was MAGA would be upset with his child rapes.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

I have a feeling that Sharty needs to be {{{redacted}}} post haste.

PrimerGray's avatar

"A feeling based on fact"

--Karolyin' Leavitt, about 300 times

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

That piece of shit dickfuck!

PrimerGray's avatar

Man, it eats at me every time I see her. She is from the town next to where I grew up. Evil comes from everywhere.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

We won't need it. The war will be over in two weeks.

PrimerGray's avatar

By Easter, it will all go away.

*Hat tip to Noma Larkey

TerseNurse's avatar

There is no war. It's a Preemptive Peace Action (tm)

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

It's a fucking Special Military Operation.

NatalyaResists's avatar

There's a job for you in the Department of Propaganda.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

It is properly called the Ministry Of Truth!

TerseNurse's avatar

sweeping the floors?

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

After the gulf states shut down their production it will take a lot longer than that for production to resume. Even longer if Iran continues to destroy the oil infrastructure of the countries surrounding it.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

This feels like such a fucking deja vu. Is the children learning?

Joe Bacon's avatar

Memories of that liar Tom Friedman endlessly saying "Six More Months" to win in Iraq. Which is why Atrios coined the term "Friedman Unit" or "F.U."

NatalyaResists's avatar

Thanks for reminding me about him.

Joe Bacon's avatar

Oh I remember that Keyboard Komando going on TV saying we needed to destroy Iraq...and he gladly pushed Judith Miller's lies to drag us into a war that killed my son.

When it comes to that lying chicken presstitute--I do not forget and I do not forgive him...EVER!

NatalyaResists's avatar

I'm very sorry about your son. That's an American tragedy. There were many liars, thieves, and murderers during that horrible time.

paperlesstiger's avatar

𝘐𝘙𝘎𝘊 𝘩𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘏𝘢𝘪𝘧𝘢 𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘣𝘺 𝘒𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘣𝘢𝘳 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘬𝘢𝘯 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘰𝘪𝘭 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘚𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘯 𝘛𝘦𝘩𝘳𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘐𝘴𝘳𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘪 𝘢𝘪𝘳 𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘥𝘴 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘳.

ziggywiggy's avatar

Yay the sun is finally showing itself, I am ready to get outside, let it warm up a little bit more, then a scootering I will go.

Noma Larkey's avatar

Yay indeed. We needed the past few days of rain, but my mental state needed to see the sun this morning.

Free beach's avatar

Electric?

ziggywiggy's avatar

Yep! With a seat.

Free beach's avatar

Nice

Bagels of Doom's avatar

I thought I'd get around it but I need a humidifier for the tent anyway. Everything else is working as intended. Seems to be a fairly constant 75 degrees in there which is fantastic.

Daniel's avatar

https://bsky.app/profile/donmoyn.bsky.social/post/3mgkjzl3lj22q

Fox is using years old footage to cover up Trump wearing a baseball cap to see dead troops returned to the States.

Shallow state's avatar

... and here's a picture of Grandpa before he started yelling obscenities, and throwing his poop at the staff at the dementia care facility.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Ministry Of Truth doing truth.

Free beach's avatar

Fuck you fox. Now the mouth breathers will say the hat was fake news.

C&A Bongo Man's avatar

"Can you find a video of him looking dignified?"

"We'll try."

*furious clicking*

"Will one without him wearing any merch do?"

"I suppose it will have to."

Bagels of Doom's avatar

"Why did these losers get themselves killed?" thinks Trump without an iota of self-awareness.

Zonath of Ur's avatar

Imagine if Obama had done that.

SkeptiKC's avatar

That's a helluva big ask.

Free beach's avatar

Well,,,,,,,he did wear a tan suit once.

C&A Bongo Man's avatar

Was it even available in his gift shop?

Free beach's avatar

No but you can see pictures of it on saint ray gun.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

It's so nice to have an administration and it's captive news media who acts in good faith about everything.

**SPIT**

Noma Larkey's avatar

Faux is our Wullerton (spit).

Mavenmaven's avatar

When our "wartime president" abolishes the midterm elections and consolidates his presidency for life, we will get used to seeing nothing but lies on state controlled media

TerseNurse's avatar

"consolidates his presidency for life"; ie through April then? (hopefully)

Joe Bacon's avatar

19th Century Fox--The American Version Of TASS/Izvestia/Pravda...