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Mx.le Maerin's Luxury Comedy's avatar

August 16 you say? Just added it to my calendar.

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Kel Varnsen's avatar

I didn’t find it to be all that funny, just incredibly awkward

But that was the point right?

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Johnny Appleseed's avatar

B4 I go, remember to Vote for Pedro!

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Ian H's avatar

I always thought the name was inspired by the (bad) old joke: What do you get when you throw a stick of dynamite into the kitchen? Linoleum Blownapart.

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

Tina, you fat lard. Eat the food!

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Worriedman's avatar

Yesterdays Substack page was confluence of auspicious occurrences! ( I was taking pictures of a flower when a hummingbird jumped in front of the camera) I found a terrific Mary Oliver poem to go with it.

It turned out well! You should go look!

https://brawlatthepoetscafe.substack.com/p/where-the-hummingbird-comes-like?r=insr

If you like what you see - think about subscribing! I'm getting close to 200 subscribers and by the end of summer I will have posted 400 pages. I'll never charge a fee (too much stress !) though, if I get enough subscribers I guarantee I will try to sell everyone a set of Mule on the Hill and the Minions coffee mugs and T-shirts.

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Hops: 86/47 or bust's avatar

Wow. Great photos.

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Susanneh's avatar

I didn't comment on Mary Oliver yesterday and that was an oversight. I don't know many poets but she and Gwendolyn Brooks are my favorites.

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Worriedman's avatar

She is one of my favorites! I also highly recommend Joy Harjo and Sara Teasdale. Amy Lowell is another. I'm not familiar with Gwendolyn Brooks Ask me tomorrow I'm sure I will be!

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Susanneh's avatar

Blacks is the name of collected works by Brooks I have. My favorite poem is When you have forgotten Sunday: the love story. It breaks my heart.

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Worriedman's avatar

Oh yes ! Gwendolyn Brooks!

" We Real Cool"!

I still need to get up to speed.

This is terrific! -

https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/43310/a-song-in-the-front-yard

"(On account of last winter he sold our back gate)."

Made me laugh out loud.

I want to memorize her stuff- her rhymes seem inevitable.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

I'm in.

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Worriedman's avatar

THANK YOU !!

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Subscribed!

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Worriedman's avatar

THANK YOU!!!

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Rosy red ASS's avatar

WOW WOW WOW!!!!

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Worriedman's avatar

THANK YOU!!!

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Rosy red ASS's avatar

Would you mind if I drew one of those. I wouldn’t use your image for anything but daily practice.

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Worriedman's avatar

I would like that so much!

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Rosy red ASS's avatar

Thank you!!!!!

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vorpal 🚫♔'s avatar

Mr. Mick letting the backyard birbs know they're infringing on his territory

https://substack.com/profile/106661048-vorpal/note/c-137115684?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=1ri46w

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Birbs: "Yeah ... whatEVER!"

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Rosy red ASS's avatar

My Viggo is doing that right now.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

Cat the Ripper sits in front of our large front room windows and obsessively watches the birds and other small creatures outside, but to this day he has NEVER made a sound while doing so.

Ripper is a weird cat.

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Johnny Appleseed's avatar

....with an appropriate name.

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Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

This is such a strange and bizarre timeline.

Trump Boasts That ‘Jeffrey Epstein Hoax’ Has Boosted Poll Numbers ‘Significantly’: ‘My Highest, Ever!’

https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/trump-boasts-that-jeffrey-epstein-hoax-has-boosted-poll-numbers-significantly-my-highest-ever/

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SkeptiKC's avatar

The man is deranged. Utterly and entirely.

The fact of the matter is that he is a dangerous, vainglorious psychopath.

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paperlesstiger's avatar

He could molest an underage girl on Fifth Avenue. That's MAGA for you.

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Rosy red ASS's avatar

I read an article on KOS yesterday with screen shots of MAGA comments about this. Some of them ARE angry about turnip but not for the right reasons. "I was angry with him in 2024 but I voted for him anyway because what choice did I have". They are idiots.

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vorpal 🚫♔'s avatar

of course, he has no idea what day of the week it is or that he made Jerome Powell the Fed chair, so take it with a grain of salt

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lmurr's avatar

Desperate times call for desperate bullshit.

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

I've heard of making lemonade when life hands you lemons but you can't make lemonade out of your own shit.

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R. Riddle's avatar

The Printer Lady had to dig pretty deep on the web for that poll.

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Rosy red ASS's avatar

Does that asshole ever go below 40%. I stopped looking at polls a long time ago.

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Chicken ate my Ballot's avatar

Now do the baggy pants!

And the Foley catheter!

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

You forgot the leg braces.

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helenasgarden's avatar

Is this for real???

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SkeptiKC's avatar

Not unless that is a picture of lepers whose toes have fallen off.

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helenasgarden's avatar

LOL! Oh, it's coming!

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ziggywiggy's avatar

It appears to be AI as some of those feet are just one large toe.

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Chicken ate my Ballot's avatar

Cloven hoofs, I knew it!

This appears to be a clever hoax generated by Steve Hondo, and his friends.

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helenasgarden's avatar

I want to smack 'em upside the head.

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

I'm guessing it's parody, I hope to fuck it is anyway.

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Rosy red ASS's avatar

It's SO hard to tell anymore.

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Rosy red ASS's avatar

But tell me again it's not a cult.

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The Wanderer's avatar

Took 40 minutes to mow the back yard. Hydrating for the past 15 minutes, and then I break out the trimmer.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Well, if you used something bigger than nail clippers ...

[Edit: BAD TYPO! Sorry ...]

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cynmac's avatar

*double take*

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The Wanderer's avatar

Typo alert.

Also . . . 1030 AM, and I is done.

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Hops: 86/47 or bust's avatar

*bigger

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

Beto O'Rourke: "in order to change anything, we need to be in power. If we don't win elections, we're not going to have a democracy."

I'm paraphrasing, but that's the same thing I've been saying for years - if you don't WIN, you don't get ANYTHING you like, and you get EVERYTHING you don't want.

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Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

Look. I know shark attacks are rare. But I don’t agree when the shark experts say stuff like they don’t like the taste of humans or humans aren to the menu.

I get it. Shark conservationists don’t want us to be afraid of them. They don’t want us killing them by the thousands.

But let’s not pretend they’re cute and cuddly. They’re apex predators and they’re very dangerous. If you’re in the water you’re on the menu. You might not be a popular buffet item but you’re still on the buffet.

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vorpal 🚫♔'s avatar

Humans, the jellied salad dish on the buffet table

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Napoleon's avatar

That type shit is what caused Grizzly Man.

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Rocket Cat's avatar

If we didn’t regularly eat new species for dinner, evolution would get kinda boring.

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The Wanderer's avatar

That's another thing. Sharks have been here for hundreds of millions of years; we're parvenus.

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Rocket Cat's avatar

One of the things temperature impacts is geochemistry and biochem secondarily. I’m thinking sharks could survive any catastrophe.

Omg what if we have to create human-shark hybrids to save humanity?

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

South Park did the dolphin-man hybrid, but not a shark. That's innovative!

https://y.yarn.co/0afa80e2-9d7f-4723-b263-437a1df62f17_text.gif

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The Wanderer's avatar

A lot of people completely and abjectly fail to realize that when they go into the sea/forest/swamp/etc. they reenter the food chain, and not at the top either.

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Bupkus231's avatar

We already kill sharks by the thousands - that's why a lot of the different kinds of shark are "endangered".

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

The sharks in my area are pretty "bite-y." Somebody seems to get nipped every year.

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Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

Shark expert: That’s just an exploratory bite.

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

Could also be a love nip. Maybe that's their way of showing they want to be friends?

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Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

Sharks don’t look at humans and say, “that’s a human, I’m. It supposed to eat that.”

They say, “I’m hungry, what do we have to eat around here? What is that? Is that edible? Let’s see.”

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3FingerPete's avatar

From Ted Cruz to 9/11, this seller has a coloring books for every occasion you never thought would be suitable topics for a coloring book.

https://www.amazon.com/s?i=stripbooks&rh=p_27%3AReally%2BBig%2BColoring%2BBooks&s=relevancerank&qid=1753018936&text=Really+Big+Coloring+Books&xpid=o6_7ZqDZnOCWE&ref=sr_pg_1

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Babe Paley's avatar

I want the Ronnie Milsap coloring book because that’s the strangest thing ever.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

I MUST acquire a copy.

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

So now it's not OK to have your friends and supporters be pedophiles?????

Texas GOP event will feature Ted Nugent, who's bragged about sleeping with underage girls

The gathering follows the state GOP passing anti-LGBTQ+ bills they say target 'groomers' and child abusers.

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

IMO the base hates child molesters because that's what their bosses tell them to do, that's why so many of them get arrested for diddling kids every day.

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

I think the GQP is mostly made up of child molesters and closeted gay men. They are just deeply disturbed people.

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Rosy red ASS's avatar

It is ALWAYS ok if you are MAGA. (and famous)

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

I never can decide if it's the hypocrisy, or the stupidity, of the GQP that bothers me the most.

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Rosy red ASS's avatar

AOT, K!

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Tetman Callis's avatar

Hey, ziggy, chiming in late here (the morning after, at least one of which there's got to be -- I heard it on the radio). Thanks, as always, for the movie night. I didn't watch the flick -- tried, but my mood wasn't aligned -- but this morning I watched the dance scene and the Birdbox. Watched the Birdbox twice in a row -- short and sweet and a lot of fun. Cheers!

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ziggywiggy's avatar

That is great to hear, I love finding the animated shorts, going to put together another collection soon.

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