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This Thursday we are having a special event. 𝐉𝐔𝐋𝐘 𝟒 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐄: 𝐉𝐀𝐖𝐒! 𝟏𝐩𝐦 𝐏𝐓/ 𝟒𝐩𝐦 𝐄𝐓

Hoping to see all of you who can't make it on Saturday nights.

https://open.substack.com/pub/ziggywiggy/p/wonkette-movie-matinee-july-4th-jaws?r=2knfuc&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

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Mindy OkayIloveyoubyebye's avatar

Mehhhhh ... I live on an island (in a rather historical town), which is on the Atlantic. We've had great whites spotted not too far away. We rely heavily on tourism. We have half-naked and drunk college students running over sand dunes at night.

We also have boats (and bigger boats if needed).

"Jaws" gives me nightmares, which is why I watch it once a year. It's a great movie! It's also why I don't go swimming. Kinda like "Psycho". I take bubble baths for a month after viewing. It's a great movie! 💜🙂

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ZorPern's avatar

abbienormal says you're going to need a bigger boat.

You're going to need a bigger snack bowl!

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2Cats2Furious's avatar

OMG, Ziggy! This might be my favorite Axl movie poster ever, and that is saying something! 😂😂😂😂

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ziggywiggy's avatar

Me too! Once I had finished it I knew it was a good one. Perfect picture for it.

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The Blessed Reverend's avatar

Ive never seen it but i feel like i have

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abbienormal's avatar

We're gonna need a bigger boat.

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Crip Dyke's avatar

You know, every US Thanksgiving I watch Tank Girl, a tradition going back 28.5 years now, and call the day "Tanksgiving". Maybe we should do that together this year for those who don't sportsball? Though I suspect that even here the number who sportsball on thanksgiving is fairly high.

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ziggywiggy's avatar

I like Addams Family Values for Thanksgiving, it's what we did last year. I do love me some Tank Girl though.

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Rosy red ASS's avatar

I love both!

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zuludaddy (seem 'on key?')'s avatar

nom nom nom

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Crip Dyke's avatar

DaaaDum

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

"It's one of those rare Mantovani sharks"

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The Wanderer's avatar

From the MAD Magazine satire.

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ciaobella's avatar

“The soundtrack is particularly notable for the 2-note ostinato which represents the shark, a theme so simple that Spielberg initially thought it was a joke by the composer”

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tehbaddr's avatar

Ever see the "modern" take, "Piranha!"? (modern as in still 4 decades old!)

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Crip Dyke's avatar

Should I?

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tehbaddr's avatar

It is fun! And gory!

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ciaobella's avatar

Perfect summer film!

“Black eyes, lifeless eyes, like a doll’s eyes”

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

That’s what goes through my mind when I see that photo of Aileen Cannon.

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ziggywiggy's avatar

"You open the beaches on the 4th of July, it's like ringing the dinner bell for Christ's sakes."

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Crip Dyke's avatar

We're gonna need a bigger thread.

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illmetbymoonlight's avatar

I'm reminded of Billy Elliott and The Full Monty. I'll have to watch this, thanks for the recommendation.

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Muddie Mae Suggins's avatar

This is one of my all-time favorite movies -thanks!

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WeaverSix's avatar

To keep it vaguely on topic, I live about 45 minutes north of Dexter, and just saw my first Wankpanzer in the Wild. They're even uglier in person.

And on a hopeful note -- I moved here twenty-odd years ago, and at the time, was a lonely blue speck in a sea of red. But now every year, it grows more and more purple. I didn't see my first 45 sign until yesterday, but that was in the next county over. In 2020, the RWNJs were out on the main drag, waving signs and yelling at people by now.

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Mindy OkayIloveyoubyebye's avatar

There's a post on FB (my husband showed me; I would rather be boiled in oil than sign onto any social media crapsite).

Someone posted a pic of their neighborhood just plague-like with Trump lawn signs in June, 2020. Now there are only two.

I'm not sure what it means, but I'm hoping it means what we hope it means. Good grief. I sound like a moron. 💜🙂

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ziggywiggy's avatar

After Jaws on July 4th our next regularly scheduled Movie Night is 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐌𝐞 on July 6.

https://open.substack.com/pub/ziggywiggy/p/wonkette-movie-night-july-6-stand?r=2knfuc&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

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Babe Paley's avatar

Also an excellent summer movie!

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🕊️ ꕷꖹꕷꗍ ♌'s avatar

Read Jeff Tiderích's smackdown of the media trying mightily to destroy OHJB. The thing about Dump's "tan“ making Joe look pale made me extra stabby.

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Daniel's avatar

I just learnt England player Kobbie Mainoo started his career at Cheadle and Gatley FC, which is less than a mile from my home.

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Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

I'm finding it so delicious that the Supreme's flicked little Mike Johnson and his clown car off their shoulder with regard to them stepping in to plead for the criminal Bannon. I know it ain't much given the coup they just pulled off, but still.

https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/supreme-court-chevron-overrule-agency?utm_source=brevo&utm_campaign=memberships&utm_medium=email&utm_id=1424

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zuludaddy (seem 'on key?')'s avatar

golfers?

I don't imagine there are too many golfers here - personally, I've had sailing as an excuse to stay the fuck away from that shit

but for anywonk interested, the US Senior Open is going off here in town and someone got 2 consecutive holes-in-one, which is nice

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Eva, Iron Goddess of Mercy's avatar

I tried to learn to play golf once, and it was a total disaster, because I’m a spaz. But it taught me so much about learning to do something you’re just not cut out for, but really work hard at it anyway. I’ve used this knowledge a lot in my teaching the French horn. Not many people are able to really get it.

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

People wistfully say "I wish I could draw like you" and I tell them I can teach them how in an hour, and if they practice a few hours every day in a few years they'll be better than me!

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zuludaddy (seem 'on key?')'s avatar

(same for surfing)

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Biff52, Safe from TX floods's avatar

I was mediocre on the long boards of my youth, but I totally sucked on short boards and quit the sport in about 1969.

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

I think anyone can do anything if they put in the time. It's never natural talent but always time invested.

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zuludaddy (seem 'on key?')'s avatar

not sure about that generalization - some things will always be beyond my capabilities

shrug

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zuludaddy (seem 'on key?')'s avatar

(tmi:

I took up aikido around the time I got divorced

in order to be humble and very not good at something)

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abbienormal's avatar

I read that the Newport Jazz Festival is sold out.

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zuludaddy (seem 'on key?')'s avatar

folk and jazz fests routinely sell out in seconds once tickets are made available, and that's months before the lineup is even settled

some friends bought their way onto the board, which grants them early access to those coveted three-day passes

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

I’m not sure why, yet, but the BBC’s headline for Martin Mull’s death irritates me. All the things he did in life, and he’s “Sabrina the Teenage Witch” star? Couldn’t you have at least gone with “Fernwood 2 Night,” BBC?

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bobbert's avatar

Fernwood was never appreciated as it should have been.

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memzilla's avatar

Or 'Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman'?

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

Or "Ventriloquist Love."

"Ventriloquist love,

You ain't such a groove

Whenever I kiss you,

Your lips never move."

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John Thorstensen's avatar

His rendering of the ventriloquist's voice is perfect.

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Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

It's the BBC, that's Cluedo.

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El Bastardo's avatar

In the context of the end of this month, is this epic mullet allowed?

U2 - "Pride" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHcP4MWABGY

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The Wanderer's avatar

H Beryl was just made a hurricane less than 24 hours ago; current update from the NHC lists sustained winds at 120 mph, almost 50 mph above Cat 1 hurricane strength.

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John Thorstensen's avatar

Where's my Sharpie?

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Crip Dyke's avatar

it's no mercy to the people of the Windward Isles, but ... there are much more densely populated places that it could have hit. Cuba or Haiti & the Dominican Republic. There's no stopping it from crushing the Windwards, but there's still a chance it might miss Yucatán.

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zuludaddy (seem 'on key?')'s avatar

shitshow

and it's only June

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The Wanderer's avatar

Barbados is in the direct path.

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zuludaddy (seem 'on key?')'s avatar

and it's heading to the gulf

stay safe, everywonk

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Page Turner's avatar

That face you make when; with the first spoonful, you realize you accidently bought plain yogurt instead of vanilla (again).

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Babe Paley's avatar

I actually only like plain because the vanilla's too sweet for me, and I think it's good--my husband adds honey to his portion, though.

Still, sorry you didn't get what you wanted!

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Page Turner's avatar

Liberte Mediterian style 10% milk fat, is by far, the best plain yogurt I have accidentaly bought and almost liked the eating of. Mushed up blueberries in there and now you are into something good.

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Biff52, Safe from TX floods's avatar

The brand I get, Mountain High, packages them nearly identically. With only one eye, I have to be doubly careful.

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Page Turner's avatar

I try to be real careful but get caught when the staff mixes in the plain and vanilla together cause they get fooled by the packaging similarity too.

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ZorPern's avatar

Yabut- it's a good substitute for sour cream adds, in place of milk for boxed mac & cheese... Etc

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Page Turner's avatar

And actually that whole "you can mix in fruits" does work.

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ZorPern's avatar

Applesauce!

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EyeQueue's avatar

OMG, I haven't thought of that Love and Pride song in ages!

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The Blessed Reverend's avatar

This is fun: preying (praying?) mantis eats murder hornet

https://youtu.be/xvPk7EXxdUE?si=rOa9R_Gf5oxUlZOf

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Page Turner's avatar

3/4 " praying mantisling was neat to watch but needed be got outside befor the cats took an interest in it and started clearing shelves to get at it.

https://substack.com/profile/157989862-page-turner?utm_source=user-menu

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RocktonSam's avatar

The cicadas just over the Illinois border are finally quieting down. Pretty much all thst is left of them is the stench of their after sex dead carcasses see ya in 17 years ya horny filthy basturds.

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tehbaddr's avatar

It's head snacking time!

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The Wanderer's avatar

They're cute little deadly predators.

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Nolan Mark's avatar

I still can't get my head around the fact that they successfully hunt hummingbirds at feeders.

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Page Turner's avatar

Horrors!

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Daniel's avatar

Like Urethra Weasels.

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tehbaddr's avatar

The Dreaded Candiru!

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tehbaddr's avatar

D'oh!

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zuludaddy (seem 'on key?')'s avatar

oh, not something one wants to keep in mind, at all!

(which is to say, eminently reasonable to misspell, mate)

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