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Paul of Mount Pleasant's avatar

Thanks!

Now for the brand name YOLO Mate.

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jeffocaster's avatar

It's the Little Blue Coupe,

You don't know what I got.....

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Mark Grudzinski's avatar

This movie is terrific. And hey Sly Stone even started his performance on time for once.

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Sherry's avatar

We loved this film. And I would love to plumb the depths of Questlove’s brain. When Ken Burns tackles rock music it would serve him well to have Questlove be the guide. Sure there’d be soul and R&B at the root of it all. That’s the start and Questlove know all about it.

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Renaissance Outlaw's avatar

There are 87 prop bets involving Taylor Swift on one gambling website.

12-1 if she’s seen eating a hot dog

The over under is 41 seconds of air time during the game

It’s tempting but I’m not doing online betting.

I gambled on horse racing on TVG while waiting months during Covid to get my hips replacement. It was entertaining and distracted me from my misery.

Some people wager on anything

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John Thorstensen's avatar

I think I have never bet money on anything, ever. This may be one reason why I have some.

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Resource NW's avatar

I remember betting pennies with my sister watching horse racing. Hint- Always put your money on Carryback.

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MorganXSelkie's avatar

John, I replied something to your something (couple days ago? maybe?) and told you about a charming group of scamps I scamp about with online. I hope you find it!

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John Thorstensen's avatar

Was this your allusion to a Twitter group? I have always stayed completely off that platform, I'm afraid.

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MorganXSelkie's avatar

Yes. i joined for the war coverage, like millions of us, sadly.

Aggravation and embarrassment of the Russians "by cartoon dogs" goes some way to easing that pain :-)

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

When I was 18 I went in for a bet of ten whole English pounds on a game of pool against a guy with a broken arm. Now, I was very good at pool, and this guy had a broken arm. I couldn't really afford ten pounds but felt it was worth it.

Yeah I got sharked to fuck.

Put me off it a bit.

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Stulexington's avatar

From Guys and Dolls:

Son, one day someone will come up to you with a deck of cards on which the seal has not been broken. And this man will bet you that he can make the Jack of hearts jump out and squirt cyder in your ear. And you do not take this bet because as sure as you're stand there, you'll have an ear full of cyder."

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John Thorstensen's avatar

I'll bet you felt that loss at 18! It seems to have learned ya.

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MorganXSelkie's avatar

Same, lol. A lifelong principle.

But then I spend mine on books and perfume. Still think I come out ahead of gamblers :-)

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

Manu Raju interviewing George Santos about the race on Long Island to find his replacement. Yeah, that's a guy whose opinion I really respect, and really want to hear all about his thoughts on political races.

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Schmannity's avatar

When Trump says he looks like Elvis, he means Fat Elvis, right?

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freakishlystrong's avatar

The one straining on the terlet. That one.

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JamesSmith's avatar

I thought the dead, bloated, on the toilet Elvis

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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

a few days dead on the toilet, bloated but still doesn't smell as bad as #TrumpStink

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John Thorstensen's avatar

Wishful thinking.

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JamesSmith's avatar

JD Vance on ABC's This Week ..

"STEPHANOPOULOS: How do you respond that your support of Trump is sanctioning sexual assault and defamation?

JD VANCE: Well I think it's actually very unfair to victims of sexual assault to say that somehow their lives are being worse by electing Donald Trump for president"

https://x.com/atrupar/status/1754177091715621002?s=20

"VANCE: What the American people don't want to talk about is weird juries in NYC

STEPHANOPOULOS: So juries are not legitimate when they find someone liable for sexual defamation and assault?

VANCE: Absolutely I think we should call into question that particular conclusion"

https://x.com/atrupar/status/1754179201186283930?s=20

"Vance on what he would've done on January 6: "If I had been VP I would've told the states like Pennsylvania, Georgia, and so many others that we needed to have multiple slates of electors, and I think the US Congress should've fought over it from there.""

https://x.com/atrupar/status/1754179797775691923?s=20

"Stephanopoulos shuts down his interview with Vance and cuts him off after Vance insists that the president can defy the Supreme Court."

https://x.com/atrupar/status/1754181790221144511?s=20

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Opalescent Riddles's avatar

I saw that shit live and somehow didn't put a shoe through the TV only because A) my partner was working the remote control and 2) the TV belonged to someone else.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

You simply have NO idea how disgusted and enraged I am to witness congressional representatives demonstrating NO functional understanding of the representative democracy preserving and protecting Constitution they have sworn/affirmed to "protect and serve".

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Schmannity's avatar

Mushroom polisher

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Fartknocker's avatar

The Engine is sent to a report of utility wires down on W. William Cannon Dr. It's a major road. Engine calls for a Ladder, a Medic and the electric utility because 800 volt power lines are doing the bounce and arc dance in the middle of the road. A young guy in a new Toyota Tundra struck the pole. Air bags deployed and spilled his Yeti cup full of something alcoholic so he's got issues. Cops are trying to herd cats driving cars who are enamored with loud high voltage cables bouncing around and about to hit each other. Solved that problem by using the big ladder to shut down 3 road lanes and push everyone onto neighborhood streets. Requested the Utility to drop power within 1 square block grid. Sorry neighbors but I got a injured, intoxicated driver with a broken ankle and unforgiving energized wires that are chipping asphalt - and it's noisy. Power is remotely cut, the utility arrives, climbs pole and drops the circuit breakers (utility electricians are bad ass). ETOH young man packaged up, splinted and is off to the hospital. Police search the vehicle and finds a stolen handgun. Well isn't that fricking lovely. Utility crews fixing cables and power was restored in less than 60 minutes.

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UVB-76's avatar

First responders rock. That is all.

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MorganXSelkie's avatar

Hoo boy.

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Schmannity's avatar

Another Pleasant Valley Sunday

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Fartknocker's avatar

I know that street!

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

I was thinking it had to be in Florida, but then I realized Texas is now trying to out Florida, Florida.

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John Thorstensen's avatar

Sounds like quite a dull, sedentary job, where nothing different ever happens, but I guess it's a living.

/I kid, obvs.

It is amazing that you first responders and the utility people were able to resolve this so very quickly. Wow!

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SkeptiKC's avatar

That's quite a few felony charges for this early on a Sunday morning.

Downsizing or eliminating entirely local, accessible mental health services and substance abuse care in the US too long ago has demonstrated itself to have been a deadly decision.

Hiring more cops isn't going to fix this. I'm just damned glad that no emergency assistance professionals were injured on that call. Those downed power lines are damned dangerous.

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Renaissance Outlaw's avatar

Driving drunk with a stolen gun in the car?

What could possibly go wrong?

Another clip for Worlds Dumbest…..

(sigh)

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

I have to say that the GQP's bullshit about Biden being so old that he's not competent have worked like a charm.

People think TRUMP is more physically and mentally fit than Biden. OMG, has anyone in this country ever LISTENED to anything Donald Trump says? He's a babbling idiot. He makes 2nd term Reagan seem like a brain genius.

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Blamethrower:  The Weirdening's avatar

Which people? His adoring cultists?

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

Poll results show that American voters think Trump is both more physically AND mentally fit, than Biden.

The reason I think the propaganda was effective is because Biden's numbers have dropped by 15% in the past year.

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Random's avatar

Off to work. Be back in five-ish hours. Hope nothing apocalyptic happens while I'm out.

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Renaissance Outlaw's avatar

Hope nothing apocalyptic happens while I'm out.

We’ll let you know.

We can take videos.

Maybe make it into a movie? 🤔

Bet that’s never been done

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Spotts1701's avatar

If the apocalypse happens, we'll hit the snooze button.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

Dean Phillips finishes 500 votes behind the Woo-Woo Lady in South Carolina

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Renaissance Outlaw's avatar

Dean? The primaries? You want the Democratic nomination?

How’s that working out for you?

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John Thorstensen's avatar

Nelson Muntz 'Hah-hah'.gif.

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Schmannity's avatar

Joe Manchin stars in The Summer of Coal.

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Fartknocker's avatar

Brokeback Miners. Manchin co-stars with Steven Seagal to make coal clean and realize that both have a deep, meaningful relationship with Russians.

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Schmannity's avatar

"I can't quit you, Pooty"

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

You had me at "clean coal."

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Momo's avatar

Coal Hand Luke, featuring Clint Eastwood as an elderly miner who's dying of black lung.

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dental floss tycoon's avatar

Coal Running - the Jamaican olympic bobsled team upgrades their sleds …

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Lil Snot's avatar

In Coal Blood - Manchin and Sinema team up to brutally murder poor innocent legislation that helps ordinary Kansas families just for the cash and the power rush.

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

Coal Mountain - in this classic story of love and devotion set against the backdrop of the American Civil War, a wounded Confederate soldier named W.P. Inman (Joe Manchin) deserts his unit and travels across the South, aiming to return to his young wife, Ada (Krysten Sinema), who he left behind to tend their coal mine, only she had met Charles Koch, and he wooed her away with his billions of dollars, and sweet talking her with promises to frack all night long.

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

Coal Story - A boy and a girl from different backgrounds fall in love regardless of their upbringing - and then tragedy strikes - the Libturds start subsiding EVs.

Starring Ryan O'Neal and a coal mine.

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Craig Nixon's avatar

Soundtrack by Coalplay, because of course.

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ziggywiggy's avatar

LOL!

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Chicken ate my Ballot's avatar

ziggy! Have you seen this substack?

I ran a cross it this weekend, tons of tips on

how to set up and grow your Substack!

https://substack.com/@chickenatemyballot/note/c-48807092?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=2knkk0

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JamesSmith's avatar

"Fox News censored former President Donald Trump on Sunday as he ranted about running against Gov. Gavin Newsom (D-CA) and former First Lady Michelle Obama.

In an interview that aired on Sunday, Fox News host Maria Bartiromo noted that Trump believes he may not run against President Joe Biden.

"Well, Gavin Newsom's right out of central casting," Bartiromo said. "How are you going to do up against Gavin Newsom?"

"Because he's, he's so much bullshit," Trump said as Fox News censored the former president. "His state is doing horribly. You look at the homeless problem. You look at the people that are leaving. You have companies that are leaving. They're all leaving for other locations. I think Gavin's easy because California is a disaster.""

"Bartiromo also asked about the possibility of Michelle Obama running.

"How are you going to do against Michelle Obama?" the Fox News host wondered.

"You have to see," Trump insisted. "Look, I've seen polls where she doesn't do well. She may do well, but I've seen polls where I beat her easily."

"I beat her by a lot," he added. "I had four great years.""

https://www.rawstory.com/fox-news-censors-trump/

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

"Because he's, he's so much bullshit," Trump said as Fox News censored the former president. "His state is doing horribly. You look at the homeless problem. You look at the people that are leaving. You have companies that are leaving. They're all leaving for other locations. I think Gavin's easy because California is a disaster.""

People are leaving California for the first time ever. The reason? The high cost of housing. It's weird that prices are so high for all of these liberal hellholes, because if people are leaving, usually prices for rent and home buying go DOWN, not up.

I wonder what companies are leaving CA? The ones that want to go to Texas so they don't have to pay any taxes? I hope they enjoy moving to the number one climate disaster state in the nation.

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Randy Bender's avatar

"A boring-ass ranch house in California is $2 million focking dollars because no one wants to live there anymore!!!

Unlike Reststop, Alabama where they can't even give the houses away."

--Republinazi eCONominc geenyuses

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

Yeah, it's gotten to the point when I can tell if someone watches Fox News by their discussions of blue cities - "I know a guy who had to sell his $10 million apartment in NYC because the crime is so bad that he has to have an armed guard walk him from his apartment to a restaurant."

My reply was "that's weird, because my 90 year old mother and I go to NYC fairly regularly, with no issues." I should have added "it's weird that someone was willing to buy a $10 million apartment in a crime ridden hellhole."

Another example: "nobody lives in SF anymore."

Me: "yeah, that's weird, because my friend's son just left SF because his 1 bedroom apartment was $4500 a month. You'd think with nobody living there that apartments would be a lot cheaper."

I live in Charleston, SC where we have a TON of new people moving to our city every week. A lot of them are coming from NY and CA. The reason? It's warm 11 months out of the year here, and the taxes are low, and our housing is cheapER than CA and NY. The irony is that Charleston has always been a blue city. We got our first Republican mayor in 150 years this year, and I blame all the elderly dipshit Republicans who are moving here.

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Momo's avatar

"Because he's, he's so much bullshit," Trump said without a hint of irony.

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

So he beat Michelle now? I thought he said he won against Barrack.

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John Thorstensen's avatar

He'd probably win against my gentleman farmer friend's favorite chicken, Bawk Obama.

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

He'd get a shellack from Barack.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

[PROFOUND sigh of exasperation]

Just how absolutely and unequivocally does former FLOTUS the esteemed Michelle Obama have to clearly articulate that she does not NOW nor has she EVER in her entire life had ANY personal political aspirations what-so-EVER>?

Drumpfenfuehrer continues to dive more deeply into dank, depraved, thoroughly and entirely baseless, groundless, intangible DELUSIONS.

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JamesSmith's avatar

I have a feeling Trump or his campaign gave Maria the questions to ask Trump

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Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

No, Fox News has an even bigger boner for the idea than Trump does.

The two foundational values of Fox News are Racism and Misogyny.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

It's a vicious circle of self-sustaining manufactured hallucination.

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

Trump wants to run on 3 issues - crime, the border, and the economy.

The only one I see Trump "winning" on is the border. I wish the media would point out that Trump is the one trying to quash the border crack down. I wish they'd also point out that there was an immigrant surge when Trump was POTUS too, but he quashed it by bungling the Covid response, and nobody wanted to come here.

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IMPOed's avatar

Trump is running on one issue, trump!

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

"Criminal justice reform" = "Help! I don't want to go to jail"

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IMPOed's avatar

;>D

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Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

"Kysten Sinema on CBS claims that she's too busy with immigration legislation to determine whether she's running for reelection this year"

https://x.com/atrupar/status/1754173630580228137?s=20

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

Yeah, and the only reason Alicia Keyes won't date me is because she's married.

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Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

That's nothing.

I'd have finished my world changing invention if I wasn't so darn busy with my day job!

World changing!!

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Mr blob's avatar

“I just don’t have the time to think through a question that has a yes or no answer! There are only 31,536,000 seconds in a year! 30 million are already accounted for in winemaking

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John Thorstensen's avatar

31,622,400 seconds. It's a leap year.

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MorganXSelkie's avatar

Hahaha

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IMPOed's avatar

Wow, so that's a no.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

She is a shallow, disingenuous bint who needs to get bent.

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Spotts1701's avatar

In other words, the price she's demanding hasn't been met yet.

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

She'll find a soft spot to land at one of Charles Koch's ten gazillion super pacs.

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