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tehbaddr's avatar

"We had no idea it would be this bad."

https://substack.com/profile/157161709-tehbaddr/note/c-114413268

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JanuaryClaire's avatar

Parentals reached home safely. The flight took longer than expected because they circumvented Pakistani airspace.

I leave Tuesday. But it’s Thrissur Pooram, which is a major festival (sample fireworks, as they call it, have been going on tonight), so lots of roads are closed...it will be fun trying to leave city limits.

It’s possible I might miss this place…

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Holly - Yep it's me's avatar

Well Golly Gosh Wonks. If I didn't know any better I have to believe the world is telling The Giant Orange Fucktater to fuck all the way off. All of my news feeds are saying the same thing.

First Germany - then Canada - and now Australia. I do believe the conservative assholes are being rejected at lightening speed. Bigly sad. I'm rejoicing by having a piece of carrot cake for breakfast. It is my considered opinion that we all deserve to eat carrot cake for breakfast - or whatever your favorite cake might be.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

I only wish that we did not have to be the object lesson that taught the rest of the world not to elect fascists and traitors. But here we are, in the wrong part of the curve, making everyone else look good in comparison.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Holly ... no country wants to relive WWII. Well, at least those countries that were destroyed during that conflict. Europe needs to get Ukraine into NATO and be ready to defend that.

Whereas, here in America, there is a flag down the street that says, "Back to Back World War Champs"

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Jay E.'s avatar

The person flying that flag has no fucking idea what was is like. It's not something to celebrate, win or lose.

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Zyxomma's avatar

That is so fucking sick. How deep in the cult's programming does one have to fall to believe that shit? I had a teacher in elementary school who told us how lucky we all were that the war was "over there" and we didn't have to live through bombed out cities, etc. SMDH at your idiot cultist neighbor.

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JanuaryClaire's avatar

We won the world war series!

What a flag.

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Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Ha!

Trump goes after PBS.

Everyone wonders why.

People bring up the old Donald Grump bits.

Everyone finds it hilarious and shares it far and wide.

Now millions of new people have seen Trump being mocked by puppets because he's a sad fragile loser who has a huge inferiority complex.

Genius.

And PBS will probably rake in far more donations than normal too.

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Mark Lungo's avatar

The Streis-- I mean, Trump effect!

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Linda's Bitter Disappointment's avatar

The husband is attempting to cook a pork loin in the smoker. He's walked away from it to go wash his pickup.

I am fully prepared to order pizza. I forgot our rule, experimental food on Saturdays, not when we're all waiting to eat lunch on Sunday. He's got one of those pellet smokers, and so now all foods must be smoked. That's a crap shoot, around here. He did a good brisket at Easter. There's just a learning curve with these pellet smokers.

Yeah, I'll just order pizza.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

Or, order a pellet-fired pizza maker and you won’t have to order pizza. Of course, I’ve heard they can be finicky . . .

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EyeQueue's avatar

It sounds delicious and I hope it works out!

My dad used to do brisket all the time and I really, really miss it. :(

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Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

Well, the little orange Emperor is cancelling NEA grants. Existing, in progress grants. Not sure he can do that. Even Jesse Helms couldn't do that, but he has fun flexing his flabby useless muscles...

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

THANK YOU FOR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! Did it end with that and include a “hereby declare?” If not, the order isn’t worth the feces it was originally smeared in.

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EyeQueue's avatar

Did you read the letter that was included and how the NEA is going to "change course" and focus on things such as helping churches serve their communities, teaching children how to work with AI, something about "free enterprise," and a load of other completely "non-art" crap. :(

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Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

They always want art to "be for" other things. The things they don't really want to support themselves. And, in fact, art is mostly done by folks who don't have enough money for art supplies. I was an arts administrator for 12 years. It always galled me when someone or some group would come in for some project to support a hospital or a fire station or something that had its own well-funded means of support, and if those organizations did any fundraising, it sure wasn't to support art!...

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clairence's avatar

all those Jesus statues... that's not art?

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Resource NW's avatar

One of the few things I remember from catlik grade school was a collage of the madonna made from stamps. It was in our first grade classroom, but made by some of the older girls. I think it looked nice... of course, my eyes were probably going even then.

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EyeQueue's avatar

No. Maybe. Some of them.

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Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

"I don't see any boobs! This isn't ART!"

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EyeQueue's avatar

Tee hee!!!!!!!

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Huh. Wonder why? Could it be ... SATAN?

https://bsky.app/profile/timothysnyder.bsky.social/post/3loe4g4bmbk2o

"On Tyranny" is a #1 NYT bestseller again. I wish the moment were different. But I’m glad the book is useful. And grateful for all the kind words about putting the 20 lessons to work.

https://snyder.substack.com/p/twenty-lessons-read-by-john-lithgow

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SkeptiKC's avatar

I need to buy a copy of that book.

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EyeQueue's avatar

It's a super fast, to-the-point read. You can knock it out in a couple of hours.

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EyeQueue's avatar

I have read it several times since the middle of the pandemic.

I started doing a summary of the 20 lessons on my Substack but I just can't right now. It's too depressing.

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vorpal 🚫♔'s avatar

So, I'm a car race fan. Been to LeMans four times. Driven the Nürburgring twice. Done trackdays at Laguna Seca, Mosport (I refuse to call it Canadian Tire Motorsports Park), Oregon Raceway Park, Spokane Raceway.Run my track car at our local roadcourse for 15 years.

But I dont watch Formula 1. Why?

Exchange yesterday at a car club work weekend pulling and repairing a buddy's engine.

G : Why dont you watch F1?

V: Cause I find the racing boring, the driver soap opera tedious, and the whole enterprise a multimillion dollar reality show.

G: Oh, I was going to put on the race while we work (he has a fabulous man cave, car lifts, tvs)

V: Sure, I dont mind

Three other guys: NO! We havent watched quali yet! You cant watch the race!

V: (turns to G, raises eyebrows)

G: oh

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Birb-General of the US's avatar

It is a bit repetitious. They race around an oval, then do it over again. And I feel like I've been watching the same pit stop tire changes for 50 years.

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vorpal 🚫♔'s avatar

That would be NASCAR... they to the go fast turn left thing. F1 is done on tracks and street-track courses with different turns and combinations and has been exciting to watch, but it has become so commercialized and pre packaged that I fell away from watching in the last decade as its popularity has increased.

/hipsterracefan

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Whale Chowder's avatar

"I was into F1 before it was cool."

I'm a fool for the tech and the drivers really are the best in the world. They're also childish and kind of assholes. And the teams would sooner shank you than let you know their secrets. And the FIA has become a parody of a sham.

Still, I'm there whenever they're on.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Trenton Speedway (the weirdest of tracks because of the dogleg) was local to me when I was a kid. Admission for the time trials was a quarter, and since that's when the drivers really pushed those beautiful machines to their limits, lots of fun. IIRC, I never saw a race there, but the qualifications I watched were extremely exciting. I saw all the greats of the era -- Mario Andretti, the Unser brothers, etc. I loved the sound of those engines.

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vorpal 🚫♔'s avatar

We had Edmonton Speedway Park which was well before my time, a full on dragstrip and roadcourse that hosted international events.

Wish I could have gone in the 70s and watched CanAm racing... those cars were incredible. All gone now, with an ugly housing development replacing it:

https://timsykes.substack.com/p/the-1967-opening-of-edmontons-speedway?utm_campaign=posts-open-in-app&utm_medium=web&triedRedirect=true

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Linda's Bitter Disappointment's avatar

I became a NASCAR fan by proxy for a while. Of course, the person I was with always got good seats in the private suites, so it isn't so bad. My first experience with the fan population in general, though, was when I went to one of the bathrooms in the stands and there was a woman hugging a toilet with her legs and arms - not kneeling at, but clutching like a baby monkey - while another woman held her hair. That's friendship.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

‪George Takei‬ ‪@georgetakei.bsky.social

https://bsky.app/profile/georgetakei.bsky.social/post/3loceu7arec23

We hadn’t won World War II by May 8th. I know because my family and I were still in an internment camp in Tule Lake, California.

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EyeQueue's avatar

Wow. He just continues to prove that he is a walking, talking piece of human shit brought to life via some unknown, malevolent sorcery.

There is no bottom to him or his chud followers.

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MorganX's avatar

A gollum of poop, I think you've nailed it. I mean a golem.

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Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Ignorant moron is ignorant.

Or is this so he doesn't have to go to Europe for VE day? They were mean to him you know. Said he was a vain wimp for not going out in the rain.

So nasty.

Also, the US was a minor player in WW1, not that ignorant moron knows that either.

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Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

And not the major player we like to think in WWII, either. But we were the major recipient of the spoils of war...

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Whale Chowder's avatar

Arguably, our industrial capacity won the war for the allies, but lots of countries put their bodies on the line at a far greater rate.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

THIS is what we all need to hear, Democrats.

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3loe4kjkug22e

Duckworth on if she's open to voting to confirm Mike Waltz: "I think everybody on that Signal chain needs to be fired ... he's failing up ... I'm not open to voting for him, no, because he's already demonstrated he's incapable of doing the most basic thing, which is handling classified information."

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Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

Like most kids convefe today, I can't understand when they talk over each other, which is all of the time, so I stay away from The Goonies. And now it's morning! Mrs. Toomush doesn't like it when I try to cut the broken limbs out of the tops of the trees, which is why I do it on Sunday morning just to watch her angry face! I do love her angry face!...

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calliecallie, aka pollyanna's avatar

As long as you're safety conscious...

Twenty years ago, Memorial Day weekend, mr. cc got up early to cut some broken limbs from the top of the tree, much as you are doing today. I had just gotten up, was having covfefe on the then-screened-in-porch, watching him. He was high on the ladder, cut through the branch unexpectedly, and it was like watching one of those cartoon characters flailing in the air before the fall. He landed on a tiki torch and broke his back. I had to call 911 and ride with him to the hospital. Thank the Goddess I had the foresight to put on a bra when I got up that morning. The kid was only eight, but his older sister was here to look after him. Another blessing.

The doc fixed him up perfectly, but it was a rough few months. We jettisoned those tiki torches after that.

So be safe, you!

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

You should team up with my dad for tasks. He fell out of his truck this week while checking on a tire. I don’t have the full details, just that he was leaning out the open door so that he could keep his eye on a valve stem while backing up, and ended up not getting crushed because the truck stopped when the open door caught on the tractor. No worries, though— the tractor is fine.

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Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

We're just pining for someone to see us and think,"look at that old geezer! He shouldn't be doing that! There's hope for me yet!", which almost makes the risks worth it. Plus, we haven't gotten any smarter...

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marydn's avatar

My brother (68) had to change a tire in a store parking lot and was so embarrassed because some young whipper snapper came running over with a "Sir, sir I can help you with that!" He let the guy do it because he didn't want to sound like a cranky old man but grumbled that he didn't need any help for hours afterwards.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

I love everything about this story XD Assuming he is all right

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

He’s fine. My mother, though, is still pissed. He waited until she was out of the house because he knew she’d make him find a more sensible way to do what he was doing, and at 87, he likes to do things his own damn way.

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Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

So who's going to tell Loser McLoserface that Pence is getting an award for certifying the loosingest loosing he ever experienced?

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mvario's avatar

Pence better watch it, he'll end up in Rwanda

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clairence's avatar

Where are my five pencils?

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Babe Paley's avatar

I did realize this morning, I can't recall the last time I bought actual pencils because there's very little call for them in my job, and also when I do need one I can always take one from the supply closet at work. I'm not sinking a bunch of cash into my hoard of 250 pencils or anything.

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Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

if you find them, six of those are mine!....

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Fog of Jen's avatar

There are FOUR pencils!

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mvario's avatar

For those interested, David Attenborough turns 99 on Thursday.

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Connor Fitzgerald's avatar

I’m just gonna go ahead and imagine him narrating his own birthday party

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Merrie Mac, Libelsländerin's avatar

“In an annual ritual aligned with the sun’s path, the largely hairless bipedal mammals surround the confection, which is covered in a multi-colored sugar-fat paste inscribed with incantations and illuminated with celebratory paraffin sticks.”

Oh wait. That was my Werner Herzog.

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Resource NW's avatar

What brits call paraffin we call kerosene. It always confused me reading brit mysteries from Agatha and Dorothy when someone would go light the paraffin stove. No idea what they call candlewax.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

I utterly and absolutely ADORE that wonderful man. I hope so much that his centennial birthday is a glorious celebration of his remarkable life!

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mvario's avatar

I expect BBC will show nothing but Sir David stuff for a full week

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SkeptiKC's avatar

I intend to enjoy every minute of it.

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Holly - Yep it's me's avatar

Good Morning. I found this in my inbox this morning. It made me cry and laugh and cry some more. I'm hoping you won't run into a paywall. If you do try the other link.

EDIT! mvario is fabulous! See the link below.

https://www.bostonglobe.com/2025/05/01/magazine/grannies-international-soccer-tournament/

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJHetutNBRf/

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Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

They look great! Almost as great as the older gals I remember who would play broom ball in the barn lofts on Winter afternoons!

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Holly - Yep it's me's avatar

Don't they! I'm 68 and if I stepped foot on a field with these ladies I'd end up in intensive care.

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Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

Although, come to think of it, those gals were mean and played for keeps!...

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Holly - Yep it's me's avatar

We Grannies are a fearsome lot. Some more than others.

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Resource NW's avatar

Out here we had the Rodeo Gandmas. Sadly WA MU turned into just another bank fraud.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cl0-XBRfatc

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Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

I'm not sure if they still play Barnball, but the memories of those swept up, freezing barn lofts in southwestern Minnesota rule my memories!...

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Holly - Yep it's me's avatar

I love this so much! The visuals are priceless. Thank you T.E.

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Holly - Yep it's me's avatar

Thank you!! Thank you very much!

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mvario's avatar

No problem. I have a plugin.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

That looks like SO much fun!

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Holly - Yep it's me's avatar

If only my knees, and elbows, and hands, and ankles, and every other part of this old body would cooperate I'd totally be there.

All the love my sister of greatness.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

I just don't believe they'd allow me on the soccer pitch with a black metal stick in my hand, beloved sister and precious partner in crime.

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Holly - Yep it's me's avatar

Ya know what? I can think of a few sports where metal sticks (some are wood, but still) are used. There's jousting, fencing, javelin throwing, pole vaulting, golf, and if you have a British accent cricket. We could rule the sports world my darling.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

I can affect a few different British accents.

I've spent entirely too much time watching various BBC programming.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

field hockey!

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Holly - Yep it's me's avatar

Absolutely right!

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Fog of Jen's avatar

Paint it soccer colors. They won't know

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Babe Paley's avatar

13 years ago today was a beautiful day, and perfect in every way, and all our friends were there.

It's our anniversary! 13 years of wondering how I got so lucky.

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Werewolf's avatar

Molotov!

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Cogswell's avatar

Happy Anniversary!

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Holly - Yep it's me's avatar

Happy Day to you and your soul mate. I looked up what the 13th anniversary gift is and the intertubes told me "lace". I love all things "lace". It's beautiful, delicate, ethereal, and stronger than we realize. Just like a relationship should be.

Paul and I send you both all our love and deep, warm (HUGS)

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Congrats!

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Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

Lucky is as lucky does! Congrats!...

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Babe Paley's avatar

Thanks--I know 13 years ain't much, but you got to start somewhere!

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Fog of Jen's avatar

13 years is TOO much! Most divorces happen after 7 or 8 if I recollect. 13 therefore is beating the odds with the ugly stick ^.^

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Fog of Jen's avatar

Happy Anniversary!

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Babe Paley's avatar

We're going up into the mountains to this beautiful Japanese restaurant for dinner as a treat!

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Fog of Jen's avatar

Fancy!

I hope you have a hella time :hugs:

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Babe Paley's avatar

Thanks and hugs back!

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SkeptiKC's avatar

Congratulations and happy, HAPPY anniversary!

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Babe Paley's avatar

Thank you! Looking at the pictures this morning, and thinking of all the folks who are no longer with us and feeling just so happy that they were all there.

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