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Mar 31ยทedited Mar 31Pinned

Our next movie on April 6 is ๐…๐ข๐ž๐ซ๐œ๐ž ๐‚๐ซ๐ž๐š๐ญ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ž๐ฌ with the cast from A Fish Called Wanda. Free with ads on YouTube. https://open.substack.com/pub/ziggywiggy/p/wonkette-movie-night-april-6-fierce?r=2knfuc&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

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I must have had one of those micro naps near the end of the movie, because I didn't see how the barber and Schultz went from concentration camp to Hynkel's palace. And was anybody else anticipating the Paulette Goddard, in that final scene wherein she looks up at the sky, should suddenly break out in "Somewhere Over The Rainbow"? Or at least lip sync to Judy Garland.

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Apr 1ยทedited Apr 1Author

Basically, they get Stormtrooper uniforms and start walking, then encounter Stormtroopers who see the barber in the uniform and assume he is Hynkel. He is then ushered to the palace. And yes about Hannah!

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Apr 1Liked by ziggywiggy

An Easter egg...the music in the clip is from a Wagner opera.

Wagner was, of course, Hitler's favourite composer, and his music was the soundtrack of Nazism. It was played everywhere for public places to death camps. And travelling productions of Wagner's only comedy (which, in opera terms, means the soprano doesn't die) were performed in factories as a "morale booster". It usually runs about five hours.

Wagner himself died before Hitler was even born, but his widow and children were 100% on board with Hitler's use of his music. I'd never heard that it was used in The Great Dictator, but it's an inspired choice.

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"Only the unloved hate - the unloved and the unnatural..." The transcript of Chaplin's fiery monologue is available at https://www.charliechaplin.com/en/synopsis/articles/29-The-Great-Dictator-s-Speech

Great choice, @ziggywiggy

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Mar 31Liked by ziggywiggy

WTF? This happened on LONG ISLAND?????

"In a Truth Social post, Trump shared a video of two pickup trucks fully flared out with MAGA paraphernalia driving down a rainy Long Island freeway. On one of the trucks, the tailgate is adorned with a decal depicting a tied up Biden, as well as numerous flags indicating the driver is a super fan of the police and/or police states โ€” though no flags acknowledging the contradiction of purportedly loving both law enforcement and kidnapping.

Trump is clearly a fan of these Trump fans and their big-ass, flag-flaunting trucks โ€” and itโ€™s at least possible that Trump is also a fan of kidnapped Biden fantasies. After all, the former president has been talking about locking up his political opponents for as long as he has had political opponents, and he might actually try to do that for real if he gets elected a second time. The elaborately tied rope is new, however.

The Biden campaign wasnโ€™t amused. โ€œThis image from Donald Trump is the type of crap you post when youโ€™re calling for a bloodbath or when you tell the Proud Boys to โ€˜stand back and stand by,โ€™โ€ said campaign spokesman Michael Tyler in a statement about the post. โ€œTrump is regularly inciting political violence and itโ€™s time people take him seriously,โ€ he continued.

โ€œThat picture was on the back of a pick up truck that was traveling down the highway,โ€ Trump campaign spokesperson Steven Cheung said in response to the attention, before accusing โ€œDemocrats and crazed lunaticsโ€ of promoting violence against Trump."

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/trump-shares-video-of-truck-with-a-kidnapped-biden-decal.html

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He's like The Blob in that 1950s movie.

Every time he pulls some shit like this (or like threatening the judge's daughter, same goddamn nonsense) and gets away with it, he gets bigger and more powerful.

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That analogy is very good. I genuinely can't see what anybody sees in Trump. The GQP is just a cult now, they are totally divorced from reality.

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Mar 31Liked by ziggywiggy

One of my friends lives on Long Island and she tells me it's huge Trump Country. I have trouble understanding this.

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The North Shore of Long Island, where I spent a good chunk of my childhood, is quite beautiful. You're the 2nd person to tell me that LI has turned into Trump country. That makes me sick to my stomach.

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Looks like they found the asshole trump truck driver, sadly, doubt any consequences for him however. This is shit is out of control, and I don't think we're going to get back to anything resembling "normal" in my lifetime.

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That wasn't a custom paint job, either. You could buy one of those beautiful truck wraps for $49.95. I guess it's OK to encourage violence against a sitting POTUS now.

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Mar 31ยทedited Mar 31

And given a thumbs up by the sitting POTASS

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Am I a bad person for not being sorry if he is doxxed?

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He's apparently a cop. I thought that's what one of his flags said.

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Not okay. Definitely needs to be fired if true.

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Needs to do some time, whether he's a cop or not

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More so if he is a cop.

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Doxxed? I want him to be arrested and charged with making criminal threats to the president.

The company that made the damn thing, too.

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That company is probably in China.

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I want him to suffer for this. And I hope so much that he doesn't have a spouse or any kids that are going to be caught in the crossfire.

It's the innocents who's only crime is being related to monsters like this getting hurt that really pisses me off.

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You rule, Skepti. Maga: pity the children.

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NO.

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Mar 31ยทedited Mar 31

That JOKER movie was very good! Dark as hell and involved very little extreme action. Unusual for the genre, I can see why the typical Marvel/DC Movie Goer wasn't enthralled.

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I wasn't enthralled because it felt like a pale imitation of better films that wasn't sure what it was trying to say, only made watchable by Joaquin's performance.

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Took the words right out my mouth, you did.

I'm an outlier among my friend groups as far as JOKER is concerned. I'm also annoyed by how it tries to graft 21st century social issues onto the 1980s with all the care and skill of a MAGAt trying to perform an appendectomy.

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And I wouldn't mind that if the movie could make up its mind on whether Arthur is a bad guy or not. I mean, he clearly is, but parts of the film really don't seem to get that

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I appreciate a good tragic villain, but yeah, I agree. It doesn't help that you could spot the "big twist" re: Zazie Beetz's character coming from ten miles away.

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The good news: The possibilty of new Marvin Gaye songs demoed during his time recuperating in Belgium, around the time of Sexual Healing.

The bad news: They're mostly about waffles, apart from a whole concept album musing on the sex life of Hercule Poirot.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-68674814

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Oh, dear. That's a-waffle.

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Ted Cruz is probably catching an Easter service in Cancun.

Fuck Ted Cruz

And I hope his chocolate bunny melts in the Mexican sun

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That decal of Biden being hogtied was a commercial available wrap that you could buy for $49.95. Apparently the company that sold it took it off of their website.

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That's actually impressive. I'd have thought they'd have leaned into it. Every MAGAt's gonna want one now. You can't buy that kind of advertising.

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I was also surprised they stopped selling it. I'm hoping it's because they started getting death threats...because that would be a real TWIST if they got a taste of their own medicine. They MIGHT have worried about getting a visit from the FBI.

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Economy 23%

Immigration 23%

Preserving Democracy 19%

This is what voters are concerned about. I'm glad they're OK with losing Democracy.

Biden is down 45% to 48% for Trump, with Hispanics. Black voters are down to 71% support for Biden, from 87%. I guess having a job, toilet paper, and a booming economy are no longer important to most people.

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If we've learned anything over the last decade, it's that half of Americans are totally amoral, hateful, cruel, mush-brained degenerates, lacking even a basic sense of decency and right v. wrong.

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I find it hilarious that Trump's strongest support comes from Evangelicals. I think it's nice that they're OK with Trump fornicating outside of marriage, marrying 3 women (2 of them commies), cheating, lying, stealing, etc... It truly shows how hollow their "values" are.

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Evilungelical ChrISIStians worship Prezinazi AntiChrist because he glorifies and empowers their cruelty, sadism, hatred, hypocrisy, insanity, stupidity, and incompetence.

They're truly the scum of the earth, and they deserve each other.

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He gave them a free license to hate and whoo boy, did they ever run with it. So very Christian of them. ๐Ÿ™„

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It gives me hope that pro-choice candidates are winning in red places. Because who cares much about anything if you, or your daughter or wife, have an ectopic pregnancy that's going to kill them if them don't get an abortion

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My brother is a Republican, and he said something like "there's no way Trump can win" last August. I said something like "never underestimate the stupidity of the American public."

His wife had 2 ectopic pregnancies, and she's also from the Philippines. One of his grandsons is full Filipino (but looks Messican), another grandson is half white and half Mexican (but looks white), and the 3rd grandson is half Filipino and half white."

My brother is extremely smart, but he's developed that whole "a white man (with THREE government paychecks) just can't make it in Biden's woke, socialist country" mentality. By the time he realizes his grandson might get deported out of TX because he LOOKS Messican, it will be too late. I HOPE he has the common sense to not vote for Trump.

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Maybe you could point it out to him.

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They really are the biggest victims in the world. They have good jobs, houses, make money, but they are the world's biggest victims and crybabies.

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He lives in a 2500 sf house, with a pool, that he bought in Las Vegas in the early 2000s. He works for the government in LV and doesn't pay state taxes, had his MBA paid for by the military, and when he retires in a few years, he'll have 3 fat government paychecks. He was bitching to me once about Obama wanting to raise his taxes, I asked him how he thought the rest of us paid for him to live so well, if we don't pay taxes. He's got a genius IQ, and an MBA, and he can't figure out that taxes are what pays for his lifestyle. Derp!

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"What makes these very high numbers even more interesting and exciting is that just 45% of those polled were familiar with the mifepristone case in front of the Supreme Court. If recent elections have shown us anything, itโ€™s that voters respond strongly to abortion bans and restrictionsโ€”that means Democrats have a huge opportunity to raise awareness about the case, and make clear that abortion medication is on the line."

Unfortunately, I don't think the average voter has any clue what a 2nd Trump term will look like, or what it's going to be like to live in a country where you don't have the right to vote, access to abortion, or unbiased news media. Anyone who is half way intelligent should have known that Republicans have been trying to overturn Roe for the past 40 years. Then they were all SHOCKED when Republicans actually did what they said they were going to do.

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Agreed. Complacency is a bigger problem than Trump. Hopefully the last 8 years have enlightened people. Meanwhile, 40 years and counting of 'trickle down' and homeless encampments sprout everywhere. FFS.

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Remember when Tuckems was sure that Sam Bankman-Fried wouldnโ€™t actually be punished, because he was such a big Dem donor? Pฬถeฬถpฬถpฬถeฬถrฬถiฬถdฬถgฬถeฬถ ฬถFฬถaฬถrฬถmฬถ ๐™‡๐™ช๐™ ๐™š ๐˜ฝ๐™š๐™–๐™จ๐™ก๐™š๐™ฎ remembers:

https://youtu.be/8yKoUNSuzPw

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"he took to his crappy app and posted a video of one of these dipshit MAGA cultist pickup trucks. you know the kind Iโ€™m talking about: every fucking square inch of it is plastered with TRUMP decals and LETโ€™S GO BRANDON stickers, and sprouting a dozen or more TRUMP 2024 flags waving in the wind โ€” because everything with these dildos has to be 120-decibel in-your-face aggression. we get it, pal, youโ€™re an asshole. thanks for letting us know.

and behind the wheel of these god-awful eyesores is always some low-wattage red-hat simpleton with a fuckton of asinine grievances about the commies and the women and the blacks, who dreams of a glorious return to permanent white supremacy with Dear Leader installed as King-Emperor for Life."

Every time I see some asshole flying a Fuck Biden flag, I stick my hand out the window and give them the finger. I live in South Carolina, so my finger gets kind of tired.

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Do you have a newsletter?

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Lulz!

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"Every time I see some asshole flying a Fuck Biden flag, I stick my hand out the window and give them the finger. I live in South Carolina, so my finger gets kind of tired."

I admire your spirit, but you are risking being driven off the road, or having a gun pulled on you, or both. Be careful out there.

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As a Florida resident, I was about to make the same observation. Tempted as I am to scream and/or give the finger to the many bedazzled, gas-guzzling Trump vehicles I see, I remind myself that these folks are armed, permanently angry, and as zealous as the Taliban.

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I usually just laugh at them. They hate that but there's nothing for them to strike back at.

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Here in Baja Arizona, it's still purple/blue but there are plenty of MAGA, and when I see a truck like described by Vagenda, I try to put as much distance between my car and it as possible. Because they _are_ armed, and they're Pakleds: very stupid and very aggressive.

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I went out and bought a gun a year ago. I haven't learned to shoot it yet, but that's on my vagenda. I bought it in response to an insane neighbor who used to constantly threaten me. The last time he came to my house to scream at me and spit in my face (for parking in my own driveway in a manner that didn't please him), I answered my door with a baseball bat, and escorted him off of my property. He hasn't been back since, although he did SWAT me by telling the cops I was beating up my mother (who lived with me during the pandemic, but who long ago moved out).

Bullies do understand violence. They never expect us to fight back, which is why they've become so emboldened.

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Some are mentally ill, unpredictable and capable of extreme violence. Restraining order at the very least.

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My mistake was that I put up with his shit for way too long. The cops would always tell me "you should just ignore him." I'd tell them that I hadn't set foot on his property for 15 years, yet I had to repeatedly call them to get him off of my property. I'd love nothing more to ignore him, but when he shows up banging on my door, or getting in my face while I'm in my yard, it's a little difficult.

He's so stupid that when I greeted him with a baseball bat he said "I'm recording you with my phone." I told him that was great, because he was recording me asking him to leave, and him refusing to leave (aka trespassing). He said to me that he was entitled to be on my property, whether I wanted him there or not. This is the level of stupidity I'm dealing with here.

SC is a stand your ground state, with a castle clause. The castle clause says if someone threatens you on your own property, you do not have to back down. I would have been within my rights to beat the crap out of him, although I noticed that when I had a bat in my hand he wasn't threatening to beat me up or punch me in the face, like he usually does. I suspect the cop MIGHT have told him that, because he hasn't been back since.

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Thank God he seems to have gotten a clue. You can't reason with a sick brain.

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Cops hate responding to this type of call because there's a real possibility of violence and if they're not the cause of the violence, they want to be as far from it as possible.

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My daughter's car sacrificed rotors and pads so today I am doing resurrection of a Subaru.

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Hopefully, it won't be too much time and trouble before you can announce to the world -- "It is risen!"

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Hope you didnโ€™t have to roll a big rock out of the way to get stuff done

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๐Ÿ˜น

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I'm restoring the bedsheets as we speak. Right now, they're in The Dryer of Resurrection...

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Mar 31ยทedited Mar 31

Yikes.May that job only take an hour longer than you thought it would.

(Almost every repair job I ever did on a car took at least twice as long as it 'should'.)

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Mine always required a blood sacrifice, as well.

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Good person, you. Wear a mask.

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Happy Birthday, Cynmac!

Happy Zombie Jesus weekend everyone else.

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Happy Dead Dude on a Stick Day Uncle!

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