Wonkette Poll: Who Most Often Rehearses What They'll Do to America?

Pat Healy's page oneTimesscoop on the sex life of the Clintons has already become one of the definitive pieces of journalism of the 2008 presidential campaign -- but it raises more questions than it answers. So, in honor of Pat's admission that he doesn't really know how often the Clintons knock boots , we've decided to ask the experts: you. Because the primaries will come down to who has the most fulfilling love life, we're kicking off the campaign by preemptively degrading the discourse. Polls to be closed tomorrow afternoon. Choose wisely -- this may turn out to be more important than Iowa.

Earlier: Next Week in the 'Post': Does Mrs. Warner Do Anal?