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JCfromNC's avatar

So Tiffany and Barron saw the writing on the wall and quietly slipped into the night, never to be seen or heard from again, huh?

And whaaaat? Cokey McSniffles Jr. wasn't raking it in from his podcast? Say it ain't so!

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ReSister For Life Callyson's avatar

Eric ends up being the only one to go to prison?

Somehow, I'm not surprised...

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SkeptiKC's avatar

I believe she was raised a non-practicing WASP. Then she converted to Judaism to marry Farid.

So which rabid, pre-Vatican II Catholic extremist will someday woo IrreleIvanka after her Saudi Prince is murdered by a rival royal and seeks her betrothal? I

I find that entertaining, particularly after IrreleIvanka and her step-mother dolled themselves up like they were going to a funeral before their visit to the Vatican.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Cokehead Junior getting fragged by a bunch of nazis á la Douglas C Neidermeyer?

That SO tracks.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

If I'm I'm honest I don't know in the HELL anyone has let the elder Metro Nazi live this long.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

I am trying to visualize a Muslim Irrelevanka.

Now the question as to whether she defiled her new beliefs by maintaining that bleach blonde hair or stopped coloring it and allowed it to return to its' natural, dark brunette shade.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Oh I can picture this. Waited on hand and foot inside a Saudi palace protected from everything? Oh, yes. Head covering optional *inside* the palace.

But yes, back to the original hair color.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

That's kind of what I was wondering.

And thank you for settling the veiling question straight away. That was my next line of inquiry.

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The Wanderer's avatar

OT: The Homunculus is demanding a "refund" for the money his campaign spent maligning Biden.

Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and tell me which weighs more.

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JCfromNC's avatar

Haha, my Parris Island drill instructor's version of that was "...tell me which one fills up first." Which was also the first time I'd ever heard that expression.

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Zap's avatar

Why not just ask his followers? They seem willing to pay for any bullshit line.

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R. Riddle's avatar

Pottery Barn politics - you break it, you own it

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SkeptiKC's avatar

It is...interesting to observe how this sick, twisted, malignantly mendacious malcontent's miniscule mentation "works".

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