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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Steve and Ellis. I am so eager to know what happens next!

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ReSister For Life Callyson's avatar

Is there a sport more boring than golf?

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Or a 'sport' that people that play it, more pompous and smug? Yes, I live in a golf course community.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

To this day I do not know how to play golf. Beyond comprehending the basic premise of the game, i.e., hit little ball into the little hole, I have NO freakin' clue regarding the actual rules.

I'm not a competitor and don't play well with others but have always thought that the fact that it's played outdoors on the green grass under the sun redeemed the game.

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Whale Chowder's avatar

Redemption revoked when you consider the waste of resources and space plus the insecticide and fertilizer runoff.

Sorry, former golfer and you know how awful converts are.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

1. Hit the little ball into the little hole.

2. Don't hit other golfers in the head with your little ball.

3. Keep the swearing to a minimum. Or at least at a low volume.

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The Wanderer's avatar

OT: Watching the men's mountain biking. They just started the final lap, and USA is . . . 6th.

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Stanta Knows's avatar

I watched women's mountain bike yesterday. Legs of steel on those people.

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Oblio's Cap's avatar

The Libertine Suite?

Sweet!

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The Wanderer's avatar

Hot and cold running catamites?

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Daniel's avatar

OT, and apologies, but they really are upset about being called weird.

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-campaign-weird/

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Hahahahahahaha! The truth hurts!

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Hit a nerve. Good, good.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

Well then let's REALLY put their knickers in a twist, fellow smartass.

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Zap's avatar

It must be true if they're getting so upset about it. Excellent!

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The Wanderer's avatar

BWAHAHAHAHA!

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Oblio's Cap's avatar

Flail, bitches!

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Daniel's avatar

What would a pharaoh say when asked to explain what their effigy is holding?

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