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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Steve and Ellis. I am so eager to know what happens next!

ReSister For Life Callyson's avatar

Is there a sport more boring than golf?

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Or a 'sport' that people that play it, more pompous and smug? Yes, I live in a golf course community.

SkeptiKC's avatar

To this day I do not know how to play golf. Beyond comprehending the basic premise of the game, i.e., hit little ball into the little hole, I have NO freakin' clue regarding the actual rules.

I'm not a competitor and don't play well with others but have always thought that the fact that it's played outdoors on the green grass under the sun redeemed the game.

Whale Chowder's avatar

Redemption revoked when you consider the waste of resources and space plus the insecticide and fertilizer runoff.

Sorry, former golfer and you know how awful converts are.

Satanic Pancake's avatar

1. Hit the little ball into the little hole.

2. Don't hit other golfers in the head with your little ball.

3. Keep the swearing to a minimum. Or at least at a low volume.

The Wanderer's avatar

OT: Watching the men's mountain biking. They just started the final lap, and USA is . . . 6th.

Stanta Knows's avatar

I watched women's mountain bike yesterday. Legs of steel on those people.

Oblio's Cap's avatar

The Libertine Suite?

Sweet!

The Wanderer's avatar

Hot and cold running catamites?

Daniel's avatar

OT, and apologies, but they really are upset about being called weird.

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-campaign-weird/

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Hahahahahahaha! The truth hurts!

SkeptiKC's avatar

Well then let's REALLY put their knickers in a twist, fellow smartass.

Zap's avatar

It must be true if they're getting so upset about it. Excellent!

Daniel's avatar

What would a pharaoh say when asked to explain what their effigy is holding?