I'm assuming the color of the condom portends some looming disaster. (It's Chekov's Condom.) Good. Although I think Lorinda is a sympathetic character, she obviously hasn't thought through the implications of living in a country where people bring guns to a house party. Like modern American MAGATs.
First time I read any of this so far and the opener to this one paragraph is gold. "No shots were fired during the half-hour they were in Finn’s room."
I’m a McWeeny voter, but mostly because I’m happy to offload North Dakota. It’s a hard choice, though, since both candidates love Jesus SO MUCH (as evidenced by the fist fighting).
Misters Radlauer and Weiner, I become more entrenched in this unfolding context of dramas with every Monday segment. My single criticism of this narrative opening forth before us not unlike the petals of a flower when in bloom is the agonizing week-long wait for the forthcoming excerpt.
I've come to believe that, if push comes to shove, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Rhode Island, and Vermont could make up a pretty decent country. We'll call it Vermassanecticut Island. We'll consider admitting Maine, after another election cycle or two, and New Hampshire should consider moving itself bodily to the western corner of Virginia.
I'm not so sure about that. We live about a highway half an hour from the Idaho border. Idaho is effectively the Mississippi of the PNW.
They are not pleasant neighbors and they bring too much of their aggression, repression, and desires for further all-out oppression into Blue eastern Washington.
The names. First Lorinda. Then Oliver Waldrip - not Brezelius Windrip. McWeeny, not Hector MacGoblin.
I smell a worthy homage to "It Can't Happen Here"
I'm assuming the color of the condom portends some looming disaster. (It's Chekov's Condom.) Good. Although I think Lorinda is a sympathetic character, she obviously hasn't thought through the implications of living in a country where people bring guns to a house party. Like modern American MAGATs.
Not yet she hasn't.
This is eerily similar to what life is already like in rural America. Bravo! I'm on the edge of my seat.
First time I read any of this so far and the opener to this one paragraph is gold. "No shots were fired during the half-hour they were in Finn’s room."
I'm in Maryland, so we'll hook up with NJ, Delaware and NY.
I’m a McWeeny voter, but mostly because I’m happy to offload North Dakota. It’s a hard choice, though, since both candidates love Jesus SO MUCH (as evidenced by the fist fighting).
Yeah, but BOTH SIDES!
McWeeny sounds like a fast food joint that sells hotdogs and wursts and stuff.
“McWeeny” *giggles childishly*
"Heh heh heh meh heh heh..."
Damn!
Misters Radlauer and Weiner, I become more entrenched in this unfolding context of dramas with every Monday segment. My single criticism of this narrative opening forth before us not unlike the petals of a flower when in bloom is the agonizing week-long wait for the forthcoming excerpt.
Nevertheless I am hooked.
I've come to believe that, if push comes to shove, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Rhode Island, and Vermont could make up a pretty decent country. We'll call it Vermassanecticut Island. We'll consider admitting Maine, after another election cycle or two, and New Hampshire should consider moving itself bodily to the western corner of Virginia.
Maine would join before Rhode Island.
Northwest Virginia?
Southwest.
Way over here in the PNW I dream about Washington state, Oregon and California uniting as a single entity.
We would comprise one helluva formidable force and presence.
Sorry. All we ever hear from the MSM is coverage of NH Repunks.
Fine, but you're on probation.
I'm not so sure about that. We live about a highway half an hour from the Idaho border. Idaho is effectively the Mississippi of the PNW.
They are not pleasant neighbors and they bring too much of their aggression, repression, and desires for further all-out oppression into Blue eastern Washington.