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Lorinda’s Last Stop is Libertyville? Is this just for the alliteration or is Liberty University involved somehow? Anyway, I’m anxious to see how Peter Thiel is supposed to help her get an abortion.

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Is Libertyville overrun by black bears?

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That's what I wanted to know!

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Wild boars

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Excellent reference.

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Perfection has gotten better since the Graboid has moved to Mar-A-Lago.

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Those enclaves too closely resemble quite a few of my neighbors a half an hour away in Idaho.

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Oh, I'm loving all the different types of batshit enclaves! I can picture them all in my head with your pithy descriptions, too. I'm really glad Lorinda has partnered up with Ren and Stimpy, they're the kind of thinkers any resistance needs. Can't wait to see what fresh hell Libertyville has in store next week!

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I'M STARTING MY OWN ENCLAVE! WITH BLACKJACK! AND HOOKERS!

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DON'T FORGET THE BLOW!

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BOATS 'N HOES!

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MY ENCLAVE WILL HAVE SO MUCH ROOM FOR ACTIVITIES!

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I get the "realistic" movie-quality Chewbacca mask, though.

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Deal, cuz I can wear the fuck out of a pirate hat

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Deal! (I think we've both seen this movie waaay to many times.) And now, I'm off to the Fuckin' Catalina Wine Mixer.

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Before you go, can you make me a grilled cheese?

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sorry, *too.

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Kudos for the Holy Grail reference:

“I thought we lived in an autonomous, self-governing collective.”

“You’re fooling yourself!”

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Can we expect watery tarts hurling scimitars to follow?

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Only if we are VERY lucky.

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