Time for the Wonkeratti to have a moment of Zoidbergian excitement: Hooray! Somebody noticed us! Of course, it was only the troglodytes at Weaselzippers, who were utterly perplexed that anyone could like Michelle Obama, what with her big butt and mannish looks and all.
I think the ticket is to swing the other way. Out do them with the racist rants. Don't hold back. Sign up and push the envelope out to the fuckin' moon by agreeing.
Several years ago I emailed The Silly Savage and thanked him for saving me from a life of bitter homosexuality because listening to him I saw the errors in my ways and got straight with Jesus and sex with women. Etc. He read it on the air and took credit for a job well done.
It's the first time in their sad, bitter little lives they've had the opportunity to be the kool kidz. All they have to do is go all serial killer and do in everybody else.
That is an ancient, if dying, <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Ferret_legging" target="_blank">sport</a> whose enthusiasts are far saner than the nutcases over there.
Yeah, that cracked me up. Has no one over there figured out that Libtards don&#039;t watch that shit? We watch C-SPAN, Dr. Who, and French literary discussion programs streamed on the Internet. Christ, it&#039;s like they think we eat mac n&#039; cheese with hotdogs in it and drink ... what is it called? Pabst something? Mon dieu!
And that having grown up in a working-class, extremely modest home, she is more overprivileged and entitled than Ann Romney and Cindy McCain put together. (Not that it would be safe to put them together; the fumes would be toxic.)
One time is enough to make you switch to those Amish button-fly trousers.
Wonkette for stupid people would pretty much be most of the interactive Internets.
One if by land. Two if by sea. Three if by Rascal or HoveRound.
CB:
I think the ticket is to swing the other way. Out do them with the racist rants. Don&#039;t hold back. Sign up and push the envelope out to the fuckin&#039; moon by agreeing.
Several years ago I emailed The Silly Savage and thanked him for saving me from a life of bitter homosexuality because listening to him I saw the errors in my ways and got straight with Jesus and sex with women. Etc. He read it on the air and took credit for a job well done.
It&#039;s the first time in their sad, bitter little lives they&#039;ve had the opportunity to be the kool kidz. All they have to do is go all serial killer and do in everybody else.
That is an ancient, if dying, <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Ferret_legging" target="_blank">sport</a> whose enthusiasts are far saner than the nutcases over there.
This tells us all we need to know about the sexual satisfaction of the ladies Weaselzippers hang out with. Poor things.
Yeah, that cracked me up. Has no one over there figured out that Libtards don&#039;t watch that shit? We watch C-SPAN, Dr. Who, and French literary discussion programs streamed on the Internet. Christ, it&#039;s like they think we eat mac n&#039; cheese with hotdogs in it and drink ... what is it called? Pabst something? Mon dieu!
I just assume they can&#039;t stop staring at her ass and don&#039;t want to admit how turned on they are.
And that having grown up in a working-class, extremely modest home, she is more overprivileged and entitled than Ann Romney and Cindy McCain put together. (Not that it would be safe to put them together; the fumes would be toxic.)
&quot;Cut Up Hotdogs AGAIN?!&quot;
Yes, I also want to know! *
* PICS OR GTFO
WONKERIIIIIINES!!!
Thus, Mars becomes Uranus II.
The real challenge is to find the parts that AREN&#039;T.
I&#039;ll be happy to set each one of them atop a barrel of rocketfuel, at my own personal expense.
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