Wonkette Readers Know Their Gay European Sports

Especially alert Wonkette readers pounced upon WH spokesman Scott McClellan's assertion that "President Bush would of course support the American soccer team in any hypothetical game with Iraq." They note that the American men's soccer team isn't even playing in the Olympics, making such a hypothetical soccer gameimpossible. Ha! Ha ha! Bush is really dumb, ha! Because, really, nothing makes you less like an American than being ignorant about pansy-ass pseudo sports. Kerry, on the other hand, is running the office betting pool on who'll take the gold in fencing's individual epee round.

 WH Pool Report: Glad You Cleared That Up Edition [Wonkette]