Wonkette's Top Ten Stories Of The Week Are Fishing For Compliments
Wonkette's Top Ten Stories Of The Week Are Fishing For Compliments
So come read them and say nice things!
Happy weekend!
This week, your present is a thing I did not know existed, despite my great love for Tom Waits — a 1990s television show in which John Lurie goes fishing with Tom Waits and they sing about fishing and wear hats? I'm not sure why it exists, but it does and here it is.
Fishing With John Episode2 with Tom Waits（関西弁字幕版） youtu.be
And here are your top ten stories of the week!
10. Wonkette Weekend Chat Holiday Fire Sale!
9. Evil Conspiracy Violated James Woods' Right To Put Hunter Biden's Dick On Twitter
8. San Francisco Hits Pause Button On Killer Robots ... FOR NOW
7. Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Vodka Shots!
6. Capitol Cops To Mitch McConnell: Aaayyyyy, Go F*ck Yourself
5. 'Alpha Male' Revives Six-Year-Old Starbucks Boycott In Bid To Win War On Christmas
4. I'm Dreaming Of A Wonkristmas (Sun., Dec. 18!)
2. DONALD TRUMP DID NOT SAY TERMINATE THE CONSTITUTION YOU DID
1. Wonkette: Because We're AGAINST Inciting Bomb Threats At Hospitals For Kids!
Did reading these stories give you a sudden urge to shower us with money and jewels? If so, you can join our Patreon, or buy our merch, or do your Amazon shopping through our link.
You can even send us paper checks to
Wonkette
PO Box 38273
Detroit MI 48238
OR use this handy widget below! Just click the amount you want to donate, click one-time or monthly, and then be sure to click "Paypal" if you are Paypal or "Stripe" if you don't have Paypal, or your money will not go through!
Is that the great Hank Johnson? He wrote me a letter once. Sort of. It was great tho! A very personal letter from his office.
He spends weekends at retreats that are retreats of Ginny's group. I mean he isn't just giving a talk to her group. Going on for years and decades. He doesn't care even tho he was so distraught to think he was having to live through that so-undeserved 'slow-motion lynching' when all he'd done was a little flirting-- 'porn-themed flirting' actually is what you'd call it.. Just fun!