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What present have I got for you this week? WHELL. I came really close to dropping a video featuring some weird ramblings from this particularly wacky fella John Todd who used to hang out with Jack Chick and, as such, was a "Satanist" turned Christian turned convicted rapist and child molester — largely because I honestly am looking for more information about him, as I am compiling some information on the genesis of much of today's conspiracy bullshit. For reasons! Sadly the only book I can find about him is out of print and costs like $500 on Amazon.
BUT INSTEAD, I am being nice and gifting you this lovely compilation of prank calls to a Christian country public access show. You're welcome!
Christian Public Access Prank Calls www.youtube.com
That is certainly ... quite the mustache.
And here are your top ten stories of the week!
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