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Your present this week is a Mormon version of Taylor Swift's "I Knew You Were Trouble," because hey, why not?

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And here are your top ten stories of the week!

10. Anti-Woke' Beauty Queen Teams Up With The Taliban To Defend Andrew Tate 

9. President Joe Biden Honors Heroes Of 1/6. Hint, Not The 'Tourists' 

8. Ginni Thomas Just A Sweet Christian Lady Who Never Tried To Steal An Election At All, Wait WHAT Texts? 

7. Are Neocons Who Invaded Iraq Doing 'Blitzkriegs' To Trans People's Bodies? Tucker And Charlie Kirk Discuss! 

6. Pennsylvania Republican Dickishness Fails, In Surprisingly Decent Outcome 

5. Wonkette: Hey! 19! 

4. Who Will Lose The House Speaker's Race Today? Day Four LIVEBLOG! 

3. Hats Off To Wonkette's 2022 Legislative Badass, Nancy Pelosi! 

2. Kevin McCarthy Sh*tshow Day Two: THE ENSH*TTENING! 

1. Kevin McCarthy Has Chosen To Stay And Fail: Day Three! 

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