Wonkette's Top Ten Stories Of The Week Could Drink A Case Of You

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Happy weekend!

Your present this week is, duh, a clip from Joni Mitchell's Gershwin Award performance, which aired last night on PBS, because it is amazing and because we must, as a society, treasure every moment we have with her.

Here she is singing "Summertime" from Gershwin's Porgy and Bess. It is absolutely wonderful.

Joni Mitchell - Summertime: Gershwin Tribute (Official Video)    www.youtube.com 

I honestly can't believe how incredible she sounds, just to begin with, but also given that she couldn't even speak after the brain aneurysm she had a few years back.

And here are your top ten stories of the week!

10. Manhattan DA Bragg To Jim Jordan: Don't Start No Sh*t, Won't Be No Sh*t. 

9. Judge Orders Mike Pence To Testify To Grand Jury About Trump, But Not About Being A 'Senator' 

8. How Will Bill Gates Track Missouri Residents Without Vaccine Microchips? 

7. Trump Goes To Waco, Tells 'Em About His Lord And Savior Vladimir Putin 

6. Idaho Republicans Take Brave Stand Against 'Woke' Tampons In Schools 

5. Disney's Middle Finger To DeSantis Was A Love Note To Lawyers 

4. Trump Howls As Pecker Leaks All Over Grand Jury 

3. Sixty-Three Years Later, White Mom Finally Gets 'Ruby Bridges' Banned From Elementary School 

2. Liz Cheney Correct About Thing 

1. WHAT IS THIS, A BANANA REPUBLIC WHERE FORMER PRESIDENTS AREN'T EVEN ABOVE THE LAW 

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