Wonkette's Top Ten Stories Of The Week Are Waiting, Come And Jump On It

Happy weekend!

Happy weekend!

Since the Olympics are still happening (I guess, I admittedly pay no attention to anything other than figure skating), I thought we'd get festive with this Evgeni Plushenko figure skating routine "set" to "Pony" by Ginuwine. Because it totally works.

Enjoy!

Evgeni Plushenko - Pony Bomb Routine    www.youtube.com 

And here are your top ten stories of the week!

10. Extremely Normal And Well-Adjusted OAN Guy Excited For Vaccine To Kill All Of The Liberals 

9. Dan Bongino's Schtick Tragically Murdered By Actual Statistics 

8. Wonkette Weekend Live Chat Gonna Rock The Vote Like It’s 1992 

7. Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Ming Of Harlem! 

6. Media Whiffs Coverage Of January 6 Committee, Vows To Go Forth And Whiff Again 

5. Virginia Senate Dems Kill GOP Anti-Abortion Bill BUT GOOD 

4. Mitch McConnell Not Real Impressed With RNC's Mash Note To Trump's Terrorists 

3. Did Capitol Police Put Wire Tapps In GOP Rep. Troy Nehls's Underpants, Or Is He Just Babbling? 

2. Joe Rogan Does Bad Job Of Apologizing For Saying The N-Word 

1. Money. Baby. Rabbit. Camera. Wonkette. 

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