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This week, I bring you the future of CGI and AI and whatever else ... of 1998. For some reason, someone at UPN in 1998 thought it would be a super great idea to bring back "The Ed Sullivan Show." There was one big problem, however. Ed Sullivan had been dead for over two decades at that point. No matter! They brought him back. But as a wise man once said, maybe "what's dead should stay dead."

Virtual Ed Sullivan Show Tap Dogs    www.youtube.com 

Yeah, no, that is upsetting. It's not right.

The lone video clip available of this show/shew/shoe features a group called The Tap Dogs, which were a thing back then — along with Riverdance and Stomp! and other percussive dance-based acts. They actually came to my high school one time and I think even stayed in touch with some of the dance kids. (I was not one of the dance kids)

Given the outfits I am not sure how they comport with my theory of tap dancing being the handsomest of all talents, but I'd have to see them not tap dancing to make a sufficient judgment.

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