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bobbert's avatar

Propinquity's a bitch.

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š”…š”¢š”¢š”©š”·š”¢š”Ÿš”²š”Ÿš”Ÿš”ž's avatar

Killer Q for the debates: "Would you force her to resign?"

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Last year my wife attended the commissioning ceremony for a lesbian friend who became a Marine officer. Her partner also attended, and a couple of the speakers made some deliberately inclusive and welcoming remarks.

Sometimes it amazes me whom I end up respecting.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I'm still waiting for America to go to hell over stuff like this. I'm getting the impression this God dude really doesn't give a crap.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Yes, but...Only for research!*

*Re-Search: the act of hunting for your teeny weenis formerly lost under your floppy freepergut

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PubOption's avatar

But don't the Freepers think that all female soldiers are lesbians, anyway?

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Wonkette still feels so strange after Ken's last Year of Living Suicidally.

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Fartknocker's avatar

John McCain is not pleased. Cindy McCain is even less pleased because John just dropped a pant load into his Depends.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

"Man-broads"? Really? That's all you can come up with? Oh, honey... Also, I'll bet they're more attractive men than you've ever been, and more broad than you'll ever hope to get!

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Like Cindy would even notice. She's in San Diego, banging some Marine drill sergeant fresh off the beach.

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