Why did your Wonkette attend the National Italian American Foundation's 35th Pasta Gala last Saturday? Honestly, all we wanted was a photograph of Yogi Berra that we could give to our grandparents. Did Yogi Berra even show up, though? Of course not, so we had to hang out with Scalia and his saggy neck fat instead. It wasn't all bad, though: We got to sing songs with him! Videographer Extraordinaire Liz Glover has put together a fun sing-along movie for you to watch. It's mostly just Antonin Scalia singing his favorite tune from
What with the NY Post's goons hunting down Palidino's daughter, Joe Miller's goons cuffing a reporter and this Scalia dang wall of goons, the goon economy is the one bright spot in our national fortunes. U-S-A! U-S-A!
What with the NY Post's goons hunting down Palidino's daughter, Joe Miller's goons cuffing a reporter and this Scalia dang wall of goons, the goon economy is the one bright spot in our national fortunes. U-S-A! U-S-A!
LET THE WATTLE SWIIIIING ⪠⫠⪠â«
Wow, I didn't even know they made NeckNutz!
Nobody knows the words to our national anthem. And Antonin 'Alito' is no Robert Byrd when it comes to warbling.
Where did he touch you Riley?