Wonkette Sponsor Shoutout: The Metaphor Doesn't Exactly Work, But Bear with Us

We don't always agree with our sponsors, but we love them anyway. It's like a bad marriage, only we get money! So it's exactly like a bad marriage, really. Like more than one bad marriage at a time! This week, we're talking to our therapist about Planned Parenthood's "March for Women's Lives" -- sort of exciting! -- and our two randiest paramours,Act for Love Personals and LoveinWar.com . Electablog has promised to treat us better in the future, and the Media Relations Handbook said he was sorry and brought us flowers. CNet Digital Living is still dangling that Treo before us, but we doubt anything will come of it.

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