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Scooter's avatar

"I like it. It's sexy." --Josh Duggar, probably--

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Badger33's avatar

I just soiled my cummerbund.

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ericbikeco's avatar

The new design sucks. It still has Republicans in it.

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Queen Méabh's avatar

I do. I install Spybot and MalwareBytes and BitDefender and CCleaner on every one of my friend's computers that I can get my hands on. Also SyncBack and ShadowProtect, and I won't reveal the new Administrator password I created until they agree to buy an external hard drive and back up their computer once a month, because I'm tired of them calling me and saying "I lost all my files" and I say "Have you been running monthly backups like I told you to do 10 years ago?" and they always say "No." Fortunately my friends are all over 60 and they don't use Smart Phones or Apps.

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Queen Méabh's avatar

Amazing, isn't it. Cheapskates, every one of them, just like every man I ever dated.

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Queen Méabh's avatar

My friends are mostly women I met in Junior High and are still friends with, or women I met at various jobs 20 to 30 years ago. Unfortunately they are all teachers or musicians or work in social services - and they have no skills I need to borrow. I have often thought that if I could go back in time, I would pick different friends - people who would be useful in the future like lawyers or dentists or bankers - instead of the sensitive and interesting friends I actually picked. But we are pretty dumb about the real world from age 13 to age 25.

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mfp-6s,7s,9s's avatar

yeah....just as i suspected....at work, can see it on pc---cant see it on ipad....where's that hammer?

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From Scranton With Love's avatar

Press ALT on the keyboard. Thumb the TAB button, and it steps you through all your open windows such as Word, Explorer, Powerpoint, etc. Quick way to hide what you are really looking at when the boss walks in.

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From Scranton With Love's avatar

Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons...

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Lord-Nash's avatar

Does this mean Wonkette finally find a way to block that chick who found a way to browse Google and make 98 dollars an hour?

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superdave's avatar

Put portable Chrome or Firefox on a USB stick. portableapps.com

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Jus_Wonderin's avatar

This was faster for me and didn't lock up with odd "script running" errors. I will say "good job shy!!"

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aureolamanita's avatar

In a 'walking funny out of the rectory' kind of way?

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r m reddicks's avatar

I suggest always blaming it on symantec. You'll be more right than wrong. Next in line is shypixel and I think he wants to be spanked so that should be fine, too.

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Wm Kiernan's avatar

I never had all that much trouble; all I had to do was open Task Manager every time I got on this site, and kill-9 Flash Player about every twenty seconds.

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