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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...hmmmmm, I never considered gay bars a good place to pick up women!? I may need to add that to my rotation!!!

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...fine, fine, fine, the things I do for my fans!

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

OK. I ordered a tote bag. Where can I shop to piss off conservatives?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

So, you admit that you don't bathe?<br /><br /><br />---

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Spurning Beer's avatar

That may not be the term of art, but they are woven novelty boxers for sleepwear, as they are too bulky to be underclothing and too wardrobe-malfunction prone for street wear in most of America. <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Simps..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.amazon.com/Simpsons-Boxers-Simpson-Sho...">http://www.amazon.com/Simps...

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Speaking of old twats, how's yer mom?

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Bezoar's avatar

Just gimme a goddamn coffee cup. Thank you.

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Bezoar's avatar

P.S.; I bet a Wonkette bong would be a big seller.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

We're already pretty far past that event horizon.<br /><br /><br />---

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Vienna Woods's avatar

I heard that too, and my heart swelled with pride, but of course, here in Canuckistan we've been using those Britishisms all my long life. which I guess just goes to show that we are different up here.

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chascates's avatar

Any T-shirts with popular Wonkette memes from the past?

<i>"Who told you that I go by that name? They are not your friend..." "The First Principle of Snark: The “Whatever” Principle. Attack without reason." "Real PUMA's hate wonkette and the progressive idiocy they embody."</i> Jack Steuf's tacky comment about America's Greatest Child Ever

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chascates's avatar

I heard it as well. And they can shove the lift up the lorry or Bob's your uncle.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I put a wad of 20's in my shorts...works every time.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Instead of roophys, how about trying a smile, a kind word, some wit, or at very least, a bath?

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chascates's avatar

"Weep, weep, Wonkette, for your fallen prince Ken Layne" - THAT is a classic! I'd also suggest "Think buttsecs instead of ass-fucking" as well as "You know who else . . . ."

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