So we finally have our store up? It is at wonkettebazaar.com ? It is still "in beta" as the nerds say, but we think it is ready but you can let us know if anything is totally fucked? You can pay via PayPal, or click "PayPal Advanced" to pay with a credit card without having to have a stupid paypal account. (We know they freak many of you out.)
I heard that too, and my heart swelled with pride, but of course, here in Canuckistan we've been using those Britishisms all my long life. which I guess just goes to show that we are different up here.
Any T-shirts with popular Wonkette memes from the past?
<i>&quot;Who told you that I go by that name? They are not your friend...&quot; &quot;The First Principle of Snark: The &ldquo;Whatever&rdquo; Principle. Attack without reason.&quot; &quot;Real PUMA&#039;s hate wonkette and the progressive idiocy they embody.&quot;</i> Jack Steuf&#039;s tacky comment about America&#039;s Greatest Child Ever
&quot;Weep, weep, Wonkette, for your fallen prince Ken Layne&quot; - THAT is a classic! I&#039;d also suggest &quot;Think buttsecs instead of ass-fucking&quot; as well as &quot;You know who else . . . .&quot;
...hmmmmm, I never considered gay bars a good place to pick up women!? I may need to add that to my rotation!!!
...fine, fine, fine, the things I do for my fans!
OK. I ordered a tote bag. Where can I shop to piss off conservatives?
So, you admit that you don&#039;t bathe?<br /><br /><br />---
That may not be the term of art, but they are woven novelty boxers for sleepwear, as they are too bulky to be underclothing and too wardrobe-malfunction prone for street wear in most of America. <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Simps..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.amazon.com/Simpsons-Boxers-Simpson-Sho...">http://www.amazon.com/Simps...
Speaking of old twats, how&#039;s yer mom?
Just gimme a goddamn coffee cup. Thank you.
P.S.; I bet a Wonkette bong would be a big seller.
We&#039;re already pretty far past that event horizon.<br /><br /><br />---
I heard that too, and my heart swelled with pride, but of course, here in Canuckistan we&#039;ve been using those Britishisms all my long life. which I guess just goes to show that we are different up here.
Any T-shirts with popular Wonkette memes from the past?
<i>&quot;Who told you that I go by that name? They are not your friend...&quot; &quot;The First Principle of Snark: The &ldquo;Whatever&rdquo; Principle. Attack without reason.&quot; &quot;Real PUMA&#039;s hate wonkette and the progressive idiocy they embody.&quot;</i> Jack Steuf&#039;s tacky comment about America&#039;s Greatest Child Ever
I heard it as well. And they can shove the lift up the lorry or Bob&#039;s your uncle.
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I put a wad of 20&#039;s in my shorts...works every time.
Instead of roophys, how about trying a smile, a kind word, some wit, or at very least, a bath?
&quot;Weep, weep, Wonkette, for your fallen prince Ken Layne&quot; - THAT is a classic! I&#039;d also suggest &quot;Think buttsecs instead of ass-fucking&quot; as well as &quot;You know who else . . . .&quot;