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DLZebub's avatar

Explain blind animals "Dr." Rivera.

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Minuetman Raan ✚✚'s avatar

God designed humans very specifically, with this nasal bone, because He knew, because of sin, we'd be wearing glasses and contacts, right? So this helps hold our glasseshttps://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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DLZebub's avatar

A very important man. He's in the phone book and everything.

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Daniel's avatar

God designed us knowing that said design would go badly wrong.That's what she's saying.

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Daniel's avatar

"Primates have no need to wear glasses, so they were not created with that bone there."

Humans are primates.

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Daniel's avatar

The real question is what were glasses like before The Fall?

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Johnny Tremain Jr.'s avatar

Thanks for the nose God, even though you could have just given us fail-proof eyes!

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JoeChristmas's avatar

Contacts!All praise to Allah!

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Tokamak Backpack Mukluk's avatar

Dr Riviera? Dr Buick Riviera?

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popebuck1's avatar

Where is that GIF from?

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wavicles's avatar

Reno?

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wavicles's avatar

All half-full?

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Cranky Man's avatar

Dr Riviera, why did my tallywhaker grow when I saw Grandma naked?

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Jenny, a lowly Piñata Farmer🪅's avatar

That's right. God gave you a big ol honking nose for sins HE KNEW YOU HEATHEN ASSES WOULD COMMIT!

The bigger the nose, the more sins he will tolerate from you. This is just how that works.

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Irregular Non-commenter's avatar

He’s impotent.

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