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Explain blind animals "Dr." Rivera.

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God designed humans very specifically, with this nasal bone, because He knew, because of sin, we'd be wearing glasses and contacts, right? So this helps hold our glasseshttps://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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A very important man. He's in the phone book and everything.

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God designed us knowing that said design would go badly wrong.That's what she's saying.

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"Primates have no need to wear glasses, so they were not created with that bone there."

Humans are primates.

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The real question is what were glasses like before The Fall?

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Thanks for the nose God, even though you could have just given us fail-proof eyes!

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Contacts!All praise to Allah!

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Dr Riviera? Dr Buick Riviera?

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Where is that GIF from?

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Reno?

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All half-full?

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Dr Riviera, why did my tallywhaker grow when I saw Grandma naked?

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That's right. God gave you a big ol honking nose for sins HE KNEW YOU HEATHEN ASSES WOULD COMMIT!

The bigger the nose, the more sins he will tolerate from you. This is just how that works.

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He’s impotent.

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