Wonkette: The Best Wonkette Ever

We're feeling a sudden nostalgia for February. We thrilled to the drama of The Littlest Groom , we laughed ruefully at the antics of a creaky-voiced American Idol contestant, we pondered the implications of reporting on an unsubstantiated rumor. . . Well, we didn't "ponder" it exactly. We reveled in our potty-mouth inaccuracies, that's what we did!

February 12:

•  Kerry: Would You Have Sex with This Man? 

•  Covering the Kerry Scandal: Tips 

February 13:

•  Wonkette Statement of Principles, or Lack Thereof 

•  WONKETTE WORLD EXCLUSIVE! MUST CREDIT WONKETTE! 

February 17:

•  Wringing of Hands Watch: KerrySex 

February 19:

•  Wringing of Hands Watch: It's All Our Fault!