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Skeptikal KC's avatar

Despite being on day three of sleepless nights I have got to dig deep for a bit of motivation, run the vacuum cleaner through the living room, and haul a couple of boxes of holiday decorations up the stairs, and provide him with a selection of new fascinating objects for Ripper to investigate and potentially destroy.

Somewhere amidst all of the noise inside of my head there has got to be a bit of festive holiday spirit. I need to track that down and bring it out into the light of day as well.

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Gerry Ochenta's avatar

Festivus is much easier. You can always fall back on that. I do.

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Lawyers, Guns n' Money's avatar

Is Ripper a dog or a gorilla?

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. I have to get myself in gear to do my errands.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Top Ten with only three non-comments two hours after its posted date? There is one explanation for that: https://youtu.be/umj0gu5nEGs

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J. Gerbil's avatar

Somebody posed a question on another website and I would like to ask it here.

This person was wondering if Trump may flee to Saudi Arabia if things get too uncomfortable for him legally?

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Skeptikal KC's avatar

Ripper is a tabby feline menace.

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Skeptikal KC's avatar

I quite literally arrived here and summarily posted one minute after this article went up not quite 10 minutes ago.

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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

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Skeptikal KC's avatar

For the most part I just hang a few wreaths and a few pretty, sparkling strings of lights. paul and I are heathens who celebrate the Celtic festival of lights and don't care much for Santa stuff.

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Lawyers, Guns n' Money's avatar

He'll need to sell a lot more NFT's to support his lifestyle. It's expensive there.

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tek's avatar

I don't see why not.

Though I'd prefer he flee to Fuckoffistan, where hopefully Kirsten Sinema will be the US ambassador soon.

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Skeptikal KC's avatar

Theoretically I suppose that it's possible, but I consider it a highly unlikely option.

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abbienormal's avatar

Who is the sweet kitty cat?

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ziggywiggy's avatar

Yay! Wonkette Movie Night made it back into the Top 10! Tonight we start with: https://uploads.disquscdn.c... Available for free here: https://archive.org/details... . Also on Peacock and for $3.99 on Prime.It's about 25 minutes long so we will then start Bad Santa at the usual movie time of 6pm PT/ 9pm ET. Available on Showtime, Hulu, Paramount +, $1.99 on Redbox and $2.99 on Vudu. ETA:There is also a free version in French on Vimeo. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Antifa Commander's avatar

He’s seemingly a mild-mannered but sexy librarian, but really he shepherds a bunch of kids as they fight demons.

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