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Re: the alt-text, I think that photo was originally a promo shot from next season's A&E series Duck Dynasty Extreme Makeover, where they bring in the Queer Eye for a Straight Guy crew to do a little clean up on Phil and the gang
Twelve people killed in Paris (plus policewoman and four hostages later). But on the same day, 37 killed by suicide bomber in Yemen. And 2000 killed by Boku Haram. So obviously Paris gets 24x7 coverage. And is Obama's fault.
...<strong>FYI</strong>: 12 dead in a &quot;mass shooting&quot; in France is the equivalent of a &quot;fat&quot; black guy getting choked out in NYC! Nothing to see here folks, keep It moving....
<strong>**God bless their families**</strong>
<i> ... Also, it&rsquo;s a Science Fact that sharing Wonkette stories to Facebook is gluten-free. ... </i> Are you sure it&#039;s gluten free? I don&#039;t think it&#039;s gluten-free. I&#039;m very allergic to gluten! Very. And I don&#039;t appreciate Wonkette claiming it&#039;s gluten free.
This snark was produced in a facility that also processes gluten.
Re: the alt-text, I think that photo was originally a promo shot from next season&#039;s A&amp;E series Duck Dynasty Extreme Makeover, where they bring in the Queer Eye for a Straight Guy crew to do a little clean up on Phil and the gang
Twelve people killed in Paris (plus policewoman and four hostages later). But on the same day, 37 killed by suicide bomber in Yemen. And 2000 killed by Boku Haram. So obviously Paris gets 24x7 coverage. And is Obama&#039;s fault.
<i>Kirby Delauter, will not have reporters using Kirby Delauter&rsquo;s name without the express permission of Kirby Delauter.</i>
Is it just me, or does Kirby Delauter come across as a teensy bit high maintenance.
Kirby Delauter, Kirby Delauter.
PS Kirby Delauter.
...you are obviously an enemy to America! Enjoy your &quot;rectal feeding&quot;(most liberals would)
...<strong>FYI</strong>: 12 dead in a &quot;mass shooting&quot; in France is the equivalent of a &quot;fat&quot; black guy getting choked out in NYC! Nothing to see here folks, keep It moving....
<strong>**God bless their families**</strong>
...can we just make &quot;Kirby Delauter&quot; an adjective?!
We are not amused!
I&#039;ve been told I&#039;m usually idiotic.
I know. Maybe next time it&#039;s brought up it shall come to pass.
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<i> ... Also, it&rsquo;s a Science Fact that sharing Wonkette stories to Facebook is gluten-free. ... </i> Are you sure it&#039;s gluten free? I don&#039;t think it&#039;s gluten-free. I&#039;m very allergic to gluten! Very. And I don&#039;t appreciate Wonkette claiming it&#039;s gluten free.
Oh sure, but then you want a BLT and next thing you know, there&#039;s gluten all over the place.
Needs moar bacon, silly.
My fingers have dyslexia. Right hand keeps getting haead of the left.