You know what's irritating? People who keep pointing out that, because of the completely routine passage of time, every something or other is the first whatever of the new year. And so, happy First Weekend of 2015, everybody! Here is your first Wonkette Top Ten of the New Year! Yes, most of these pieces ran way back in 2014, shut up. We had a shorter publishing week than usual, what with the merry-making of New Year's Eve and Day, but we definitely published at least ten stories, so here are the top of them, among those shared on the Facebook. Don't see one of your favorites here? Maybe you should resolve to click "share" more in the new year.
Stupid folks acting stupid. America's renewable resource. Here's to 2015!
#1 is no surprise. Metric system stories are like crack to wonketeers.
and this isn't...
If there's a wonketeer it doesn't attract, I've yet to meter.
And the Anime Demon Girls have been a bit scarce, also too...
When the moon is in the Seventh House
And Jupiter aligns with Mars
(math and astronomy from the 5th Dimension)