You guys know how this works: You either didn't have time to read Wonkette at work (though what is this "work" anyway?) or you inexplicably didn't spend every moment of the last week refreshing Yr Wonkette in yr browser, and somehow, you missed some of our fine industrial-grade snark.
I can't believe wonket didn't cover the epidemic of clown attacks in France and Bakersfield, California. These are actual clowns, not the ones who have an "R" next to their names.
So about these hunky soldier massages. Are they your "soft touch" variety, or just getting your shoulders rubbed? They need this info for the new recruiting posters.
Just squeeze one, Popeye-style, until it bursts.
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You need to find a massage buddy. Or get in a Friends With Massages relationship
Well, we&#039;ll always have Benghazi
I can&#039;t believe wonket didn&#039;t cover the epidemic of clown attacks in France and Bakersfield, California. These are actual clowns, not the ones who have an &quot;R&quot; next to their names.
My mama always said, stupid is as stupid votes.
Can openers are for wussy libruls!
Massages in the military? Sign me up!
I have to pay for mine.
Snob.
My mommy-teacher says Jesus makes us more smarter than anyone Eurasia or Eastasia.
Okay with what?
So about these hunky soldier massages. Are they your &quot;soft touch&quot; variety, or just getting your shoulders rubbed? They need this info for the new recruiting posters.
These are not the shit-ton of comments you&#039;re looking for.....
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