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Just squeeze one, Popeye-style, until it bursts.

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Not as good as canned unicorn. <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Think..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.amazon.com/ThinkGeek-Thinkgeek-Canned-...">http://www.amazon.com/Think...

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WAIT. We can leave <i>comments!</i>

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You need to find a massage buddy. Or get in a Friends With Massages relationship

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Well, we'll always have Benghazi

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I can't believe wonket didn't cover the epidemic of clown attacks in France and Bakersfield, California. These are actual clowns, not the ones who have an "R" next to their names.

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My mama always said, stupid is as stupid votes.

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Can openers are for wussy libruls!

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Massages in the military? Sign me up!

I have to pay for mine.

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My mommy-teacher says Jesus makes us more smarter than anyone Eurasia or Eastasia.

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Okay with what?

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So about these hunky soldier massages. Are they your "soft touch" variety, or just getting your shoulders rubbed? They need this info for the new recruiting posters.

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These are not the shit-ton of comments you're looking for.....

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Hop Lite™ is the new brew from Shinier Forehead Brewing Company, Tyler, Texas.

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