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Christmas didn’t actually come early this year, because it’s almost always on December 25. However, we are pleased that Santas across Georgia stuffed Herschel Walker’s coal-addled brain into a stocking and shipped him back to Texas. Huzzah!
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Which is why all my fundy relatives have started calling Easter "Resurrection Day' which always reminds me of Cartman on a cross.
Checking the couch cushions, clipping coupons from the tops of cereal boxes, etc. Many hooves make light work. Split it amongst eight-to-a dozen Wonkers, it's not quite such rarified air.
It goes without saying that we're going to need some specific talents--an armourer, a fletcher, a cartwright, chandler, etc., but also more obscure ones, like someone who doesn't mind heights to wash the windows and chase the roosting vultures from the towertop, adjust antennae; Hooper and a hooper; someone who can manage the moat and drawbridge; someone who likes chickens. I'm not saying the whole concept wouldn't have its daunts, but what is life if not a daring adventure, eh?