Wonkette Will Totally Win This NRA Essay Contest

"The Second Amendment to the Constitution: Why it is important to our nation."

 by Wonkette 

7th Grade

That motherfucker who said hunting with assault rifles was a Terrorist Act is a total motherfucker who should bemurderedlegally killed due to the Second Amendment precious freedoms. He is a motherfucker.

I don't care how much he wrote about hunting and took hundreds of thousands of dollars from gun companies and used to be the Main Person who made hunting look cool on the teevee show about shooting bears, which are the nation's biggest threat next to Saddam Hussein, fags and that motherfucker who said hunting with a machine gun is a Terrorist Act.

In closing, everybody should hunt that guy down as if he was a bear and then show him what our precious Second Amendment Freedoms are all about: Shooting that guy for being a traitor to the NRA. 

 NRA's Civil Rights Defense Fund Sponsors Essay Contest for Students [NRA Central]

 'Terrorist' Remark Puts Outdoorsman's Career in Jeopardy [Washington Post]