Wonkette is very excited to let everyone know that Bradlee Dean, our hilarious bestie who is also a religious rights activist, has written a very important poem at the WorldNetDaily,about how gay marriage is going to cause the Holocaust. Like we need to be reminded! Now, Bradlee Dean does not like being quoted, but fuck him, here is his poem, which is his own version of the famous Martin Niemöller
... I took that to mean he was borned all right, but that's where it ended. No further development ensued, at least, not in the cerebral cortex context.
"Nor did I ever look into the fact that the Supreme Court is not above the law (Article III, Section 1, of the United States Constitution (Ephesians 6:18)).
Then they came to murder the unborn in their mother’s womb, and I did not speak out, because I was not an unborn child..."
I guess he couldn't make anything rhyme with (Ethesians 6:18)?
He did not speak out because because he was a zygote?
Poetry? So, it's settled... they officially suck at everything.
"Simpletons at Wonkette Too Simple to Recognize Real Sarcasm When It Came In Their Face"
Editors removed my comment:
I see a lot of criticism here of this fine poem but the only problem with it is the timeline. We've been going to murder the unborn in their mother's wombs years before the Supreme Court sanctioned it. Only in the early 1960's did we get around to taking away prayer in school. Otherwise, the Biblical citations make this poem irrefutable. Ir, refutable.
... I took that to mean he was borned all right, but that's where it ended. No further development ensued, at least, not in the cerebral cortex context.
"Nor did I ever look into the fact that the Supreme Court is not above the law (Article III, Section 1, of the United States Constitution (Ephesians 6:18)).
Then they came to murder the unborn in their mother’s womb, and I did not speak out, because I was not an unborn child..."
I guess he couldn't make anything rhyme with (Ethesians 6:18)?
He did not speak out because because he was a zygote?
Poetry? So, it's settled... they officially suck at everything.
Here's a headline for you Wonkette:
"Simpletons at Wonkette Too Simple to Recognize Real Sarcasm When It Came In Their Face"
Editors removed my comment:
I see a lot of criticism here of this fine poem but the only problem with it is the timeline. We've been going to murder the unborn in their mother's wombs years before the Supreme Court sanctioned it. Only in the early 1960's did we get around to taking away prayer in school. Otherwise, the Biblical citations make this poem irrefutable. Ir, refutable.
Brilliant!
Whiny commenter is whiny.
Roses are redViolets are blue (well not really)Hey Bradlee Dean:Fuck you.
You go. I haven't had my shots yet.
Hey, wingnuts, if you don't like America (spelled with a "c" and not with three "k"'s) you are free to leave.
Bradlee Dean, dumb fuck.Lord's warrior or dumb fuck?Dumb fuck Dumb fuck Dumb.
First they came for Bradlee, and there was much rejoicing.
I don't think anybody's coming around this guy.
You want a rhyme? How about Bradlee and sadly?
That's so b-beautiful.
with VOTES!
(CURTAIN)
You wins the internet for today. My efforts pale in comparison.
When they came for Bradlee Dean, I said nothing, because... well, seriously: fuck that guy.