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InDogsWeTrust's avatar

Or get a second subscription, like I did.

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MynameisBlarney's avatar

Yeah, that I found.But I'm looking for big rope. Like 2" diameter.Couldn't find any made of hemp.

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Civil Unrest Engineer (kLo)'s avatar

Doktor Zoom is a great Doktor but not as great as DOCTOR BORNSTEIN! https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

I read that some Republicans are unhappy with RNC resources being used on the Fakies instead of on pushing the GOP agenda. So, good news?

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Peripatetic Poltroon's avatar

What the heck is that sparkly cholla thing emanating from the throne o' gold? Maybe a parade of Kardashian brand sea urchins?

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

There are no comments on Wonkette, silly billy.

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tehbaddr's avatar

Not covered on Faux News! Fake!

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Ill-Advised's avatar

Today, and every day, they are all Patty Hearst.

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Ill-Advised's avatar

Can I claim a hardship extension, because my father, may he rest in peace, was a Brit named Richard?Which is not what he went by.

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Can we make a non-existent rule which says "if you get a shot a dick joke, you will take said shot or be mocked mercilessly by your Wonketeriat brethren?"

A Wonkette version of Rule 34?https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Moar Wordz's avatar

Are those for real ? The Fakies News awards ? With the gold toilet, etc ?Because he sounded like a parody of himself.

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IndianaKevin's avatar

Did you not read the part of the headline that said, "Wonkette Wins ONE MILLION FAKIE AWARDS?" Do you HAVE ANY IDEA how hard it is to write about ONE MILLION anythings?! Do you KNOW how much time that takes?! Do you UNDERSTAND how many pixels have to DIE?!

Me neither.

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george lastrapes's avatar

He cleaned my windshield once, wanted $500, but took a half an egg McMuffin.

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Civil Unrest Engineer (kLo)'s avatar

He’s a better negotiator than Trump, that I can tell you.

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sarafina's avatar

I think "Wait, wait" is a hoot.

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sarafina's avatar

I thought The Dick said that first, many years ago.

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