Donald Trump says SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL FAKE NEWS DICK JOKE EMPORIUM! Did you see that weak sauce bullshit Donald Trump did for his big Fake News Awards, which were only hotly anticipated in that everybody hotly anticipated he would fuck it up and wanted to see how much? Well, he missed his deadline a week ago, and then again, and THEN he missed his 5: 00 PM deadline last night and then when it finally came up, it was on a GOP website (#complicit) and the site didn't work, and when it finally did, it was kinda like the 45th president of the United States had faked an orgasm all over America's face. It was dumb. It was a boring PDF file. It was an absolute abuse of the freedom of the press, which is disturbing, of course, but all the press did was LOL and go back to filing their Russia stories.
Can we make a non-existent rule which says "if you get a shot a dick joke, you will take said shot or be mocked mercilessly by your Wonketeriat brethren?"
Did you not read the part of the headline that said, "Wonkette Wins ONE MILLION FAKIE AWARDS?" Do you HAVE ANY IDEA how hard it is to write about ONE MILLION anythings?! Do you KNOW how much time that takes?! Do you UNDERSTAND how many pixels have to DIE?!
Or get a second subscription, like I did.
Yeah, that I found.But I'm looking for big rope. Like 2" diameter.Couldn't find any made of hemp.
Doktor Zoom is a great Doktor but not as great as DOCTOR BORNSTEIN! https://uploads.disquscdn.c...
I read that some Republicans are unhappy with RNC resources being used on the Fakies instead of on pushing the GOP agenda. So, good news?
What the heck is that sparkly cholla thing emanating from the throne o' gold? Maybe a parade of Kardashian brand sea urchins?
There are no comments on Wonkette, silly billy.
Not covered on Faux News! Fake!
Today, and every day, they are all Patty Hearst.
Can I claim a hardship extension, because my father, may he rest in peace, was a Brit named Richard?Which is not what he went by.
Can we make a non-existent rule which says "if you get a shot a dick joke, you will take said shot or be mocked mercilessly by your Wonketeriat brethren?"
A Wonkette version of Rule 34?https://uploads.disquscdn.c...
Are those for real ? The Fakies News awards ? With the gold toilet, etc ?Because he sounded like a parody of himself.
Did you not read the part of the headline that said, "Wonkette Wins ONE MILLION FAKIE AWARDS?" Do you HAVE ANY IDEA how hard it is to write about ONE MILLION anythings?! Do you KNOW how much time that takes?! Do you UNDERSTAND how many pixels have to DIE?!
Me neither.
He cleaned my windshield once, wanted $500, but took a half an egg McMuffin.
He’s a better negotiator than Trump, that I can tell you.
I think "Wait, wait" is a hoot.
I thought The Dick said that first, many years ago.