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Nor is it ASTM-SEI Certified!

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And an unusually large hole in it so his head gets stuck.

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THIS.

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Cruz has to work at being a dumbass. Johnson has the gift.

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“Shithead.” I cast one strong vote for “shithead.”

When we were kids we said “poopyhead.” “Shithead is the grown up version of the ultimate kid word.

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I prefer him to be hit on his head with limburger. That way the smell won't compete with what a shitmuflfin Johnson is.

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Also helps that their buddies at the NRA were able to launder all those campaign rubles, magically changing them from dirty commie monies to sweet freedom bucks!

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Why is Evan being so mean to that block of cheese?

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Didn’t want to OT this on the Lewis thread:

This might be the most 2020 sentence ever written. What a way for the year to go out.

https://www.yahoo.com/enter...

Spend GLAMOROUS New Year’s Eve in mar a lago partying with VANILLA ICE and ......not Donald

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I know, right?

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William Proxmire! Golden Fleece Awards, full stop.

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Well done, and such a way with words. 👍

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"Pence may choose 2020 election winner ‘as he sees fit,’ Gohmert says in court filing"

If only Vice President Al Gore had known about this one neat trick in 2000 he could have elected himself.

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When our Evan reads you for filth, you done been read once and for all.

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Christ, what a combination of wretched and homicidal.

And do Trump supporters never listen to the words of the songs? Because New York New York voted for Biden by 80%. As a Manhattan dweller, I'm proud that my borough went for Biden by 87%, edging out even the Bronx.

Incidentally, the 12th Congressional District, where Trump Tower is, voted Dem by 83%. Dude better start looking at properties around Tampa, cause Palm Beach also votes blue.

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Rain holy hell down upon his head! Great job Evan!

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