Fame and fortune except the fortune part. Oh hi, do you know me? I am one of your Wonkettes, and I am the most famous person in the universe. I am taking a break from having brunch with Taylor Swift, saying "Oh no she di'int" about our ongoing feud with Katy Perry as we drink fruity lady cocktails with our pinkies in the air, to tell you all about how I am the cover story for this week's
“When you read about a bill or a Supreme Court decision or a court filing on Wonkette, you can be sure that the author read the thing first. We have the source material.”
"raise guide dogs for the blind"What a ridiculous do-gooder...well done!!
“When you read about a bill or a Supreme Court decision or a court filing on Wonkette, you can be sure that the author read the thing first. We have the source material.”
I love Wonkette, just love it.
Typewriters are hawwtt!
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oh my, sorry for your loss. and thanks for the work you two do!!!
Wait, a Wonketeer lives here, with me, in Memphis? Yay!
Magic typewriter what can put things on the internet! What a time to be alive!
Any bio of Evan with no mention of pussy sniffles is lacking.
Didn't they used to say "schoenkopf" on Hogan's Heroes, like, all the time?
It's got a good beat, and I can dance to it!
And punch and pie!
Indeed they are!
Note to self, add jerk off in a hall of mirrors to bucket list, post results on facepapyrus book.
Jerking off in a hall of mirrors is how Donald Trump reproduces...
Will the Wonkette Antiquities and Trendy Gift Shoppe be selling autographed copies of the mag cover, suitable for framing?
Lloyd Bridges?
Shush! He calls it his "laptop". Just go along with it and no one gets hurt.