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JurisGal's avatar

"raise guide dogs for the blind"What a ridiculous do-gooder...well done!!

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JurisGal's avatar

“When you read about a bill or a Supreme Court decision or a court filing on Wonkette, you can be sure that the author read the thing first. We have the source material.”

I love Wonkette, just love it.

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Lot_49's avatar

Typewriters are hawwtt!

http://jeremymayer.com/Gall...

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Jus_Wonderin's avatar

oh my, sorry for your loss. and thanks for the work you two do!!!

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ddc2b's avatar

Wait, a Wonketeer lives here, with me, in Memphis? Yay!

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greyXstar's avatar

Magic typewriter what can put things on the internet! What a time to be alive!

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La forza del  resistino's avatar

Any bio of Evan with no mention of pussy sniffles is lacking.

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Relativicus's avatar

Didn't they used to say "schoenkopf" on Hogan's Heroes, like, all the time?

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John Smith's avatar

It's got a good beat, and I can dance to it!

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John Smith's avatar

And punch and pie!

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Indeed they are!

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Cranky Man's avatar

Note to self, add jerk off in a hall of mirrors to bucket list, post results on facepapyrus book.

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Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

Jerking off in a hall of mirrors is how Donald Trump reproduces...

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Bill Slider's avatar

Will the Wonkette Antiquities and Trendy Gift Shoppe be selling autographed copies of the mag cover, suitable for framing?

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Bill Slider's avatar

Lloyd Bridges?

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JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

Shush! He calls it his "laptop". Just go along with it and no one gets hurt.

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