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JurisGal's avatar

"raise guide dogs for the blind"What a ridiculous do-gooder...well done!!

JurisGal's avatar

“When you read about a bill or a Supreme Court decision or a court filing on Wonkette, you can be sure that the author read the thing first. We have the source material.”

I love Wonkette, just love it.

Jus_Wonderin's avatar

oh my, sorry for your loss. and thanks for the work you two do!!!

ddc2b's avatar

Wait, a Wonketeer lives here, with me, in Memphis? Yay!

greyXstar's avatar

Magic typewriter what can put things on the internet! What a time to be alive!

La forza del  resistino's avatar

Any bio of Evan with no mention of pussy sniffles is lacking.

Relativicus's avatar

Didn't they used to say "schoenkopf" on Hogan's Heroes, like, all the time?

John Smith's avatar

It's got a good beat, and I can dance to it!

Cranky Man's avatar

Note to self, add jerk off in a hall of mirrors to bucket list, post results on facepapyrus book.

Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

Jerking off in a hall of mirrors is how Donald Trump reproduces...

Bill Slider's avatar

Will the Wonkette Antiquities and Trendy Gift Shoppe be selling autographed copies of the mag cover, suitable for framing?

JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

Shush! He calls it his "laptop". Just go along with it and no one gets hurt.