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Good thing he didn't work for Walt Disney--his body would never be found.

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South Detroit? You mean like Windsor?

Someone get those fellas from Journey a map ASAP......

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He seems like a fellow who has some sincerely held beliefs; unfortunately sincerity is not considered a virtue among representatives. And, his line,“Our borders are no longer sovereign. Our cities are on fire! Our police are murdered in the street. Our history is being rewritten.” Seems grossly out-of-step with reality.

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Not sure if you said that in snark or not, but you may be on to something. We know for a fact that lead poisoning can cause defects, and brain damage in generations past the initial poisoning. The days of leaded gasoline may just be the cause for the rise of ignorance, and groups like the Tea Party in America. You spend a minute to think about how many tons of that shit we put into the environment for decades before we stopped the practice here in America, and you realize it is quite possible that you are 100% correct.

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Not to mention if she was truly making that kind of cash what the fuck does she need a roommate for anyway? The first thing I'd do if I started making such cash is get my own fucking crib, especially before I decided that the best use of the money is to buy a supercar.....

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Crime Dog McGruff for Senate

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Reality's not precisely his strong suit, apparently.

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I bet it comes as a major surprise to these cretins when they actually go to a city and see that it is not, actually, on fire.

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See SmotPoker for further details, below.

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An honest to god "compassionate Conservative." I didn't think they actually existed. I'd vote for him over any other sitting Republican.

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Sorry, Bobby Jindal's already claimed that title.

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I heard someone say that a guy was one of those "funny boys" the other day. I like to think of them as "fancy boys."

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Oh no. This ruins everything. Here.

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Dok, I love you, but whuuuut? This guy is terrible.

PS Or maybe this is a joke and it just flew right over my head?

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When the inevitable remake of Full Metal Jacket comes around, I want to see this guy as the drill sergeant.

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David Vitter did his part also

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