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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

"IF TRUE . . ." is going to catch on as yet another meme here, on a par with "IF ANYONE WAS OFFENDED." And "WITH VOTES", too, also.

π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Lime is a bit on the corrosive side, so, <a href="http:\/\/www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov\/pubmed\/2533058" target="_blank">no you don't. </a>

π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

"Wait 'til your father gets home." Can't leave that one out!

chascates's avatar

If the Koch brothers manage to buy the LA Times we can have that sort of cutting edge journalism here in the colonies.

fuflans's avatar

i was on set with her a couple years ago (tiny, eeny part - i am NOT a movie actor normally.) the entire week she ate nothing but completely plain chx breast and undressed salad.

i could not live like that.

TundraGrifter's avatar

The Daily Mail is running photos of a supposed "Terrorista #1" license plate on a BMW supposed to have been used by those accused of helping the bombers.

It's an obvious non-official plate - The Registry limits vanity plates to 6 characters and no combination of letters and numbers.

That's some right fine journalism right there!

Joshua Norton's avatar

236 years later and they're still bloody wankers.

SullivanSt's avatar

Those wankers are a bunch of dozy cunts, innit?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

maybe they're magic like his underpants

Shypixel's avatar

As long as we are making shit up, would you like to talk about Our Lord and Savior?

SullivanSt's avatar

A nod is as good as a wink to a blind bat, <em>if</em> you know what I mean.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

The National Association for the Advancement of Pressure Cookers

that way we can blame it on dyslexic blah people