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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

"IF TRUE . . ." is going to catch on as yet another meme here, on a par with "IF ANYONE WAS OFFENDED." And "WITH VOTES", too, also.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Lime is a bit on the corrosive side, so, <a href="http:\/\/www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov\/pubmed\/2533058" target="_blank">no you don't. </a>

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

"Wait 'til your father gets home." Can't leave that one out!

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chascates's avatar

If the Koch brothers manage to buy the LA Times we can have that sort of cutting edge journalism here in the colonies.

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fuflans's avatar

i was on set with her a couple years ago (tiny, eeny part - i am NOT a movie actor normally.) the entire week she ate nothing but completely plain chx breast and undressed salad.

i could not live like that.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

The Daily Mail is running photos of a supposed "Terrorista #1" license plate on a BMW supposed to have been used by those accused of helping the bombers.

It's an obvious non-official plate - The Registry limits vanity plates to 6 characters and no combination of letters and numbers.

That's some right fine journalism right there!

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Joshua Norton's avatar

236 years later and they're still bloody wankers.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Those wankers are a bunch of dozy cunts, innit?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

maybe they're magic like his underpants

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Shypixel's avatar

As long as we are making shit up, would you like to talk about Our Lord and Savior?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

limey fruits

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SullivanSt's avatar

A nod is as good as a wink to a blind bat, <em>if</em> you know what I mean.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Silkwood shower?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

The National Association for the Advancement of Pressure Cookers

that way we can blame it on dyslexic blah people

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