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Dina's avatar

They're all my favorite. Of course, I always give my highest marks to Evan and Marcie (whose writing stryles are suspiciously similar), I always love Gary doing his "impressions" (I still think Vlad is is best, though), and I was impressed by New Guy Jamie. This would be my answer if I hadn't forgotten my #2 pencil.

Agent of Chaotic Respite's avatar

In re: Old Fashioneds, the obvious answer is "all of them". And that'd be BRANDY Old Fashioned, SWEET for those in the know.

Agent of Chaotic Respite's avatar

I'd have expected TFG to claim that bacon CAUSES wind. Or at minimum influences it, for some.

Lucidamente's avatar

Bacon. The answer is always “Bacon.”

Rob Roser's avatar

What came first...the bacon or the wind?

Renaissance Outlaw's avatar

I got an A but I have to confess I copied off of gallbladder

I feel really guilty.

Jus_Wonderin's avatar

That was fun. I'm sure I received 99% on the test. But I didn't have a #2 pencil. And I huffed the memo graph fluid.

And I huffed the memo graph fluid.

Internet Personae's avatar

Definitely JDKink - I mean - it is Wonkette -

PamVotesBlue's avatar

Did anyone else have Van Halen's hit song Hot For Teacher playing in the background while they read?

Okay, it was just me.

Edward Bryant's avatar

Never didn’t love a double negative!

Al Bellenchia's avatar

JD couldn’t find where his humanity is with both hands and a camera.

Kate Bergam's avatar

I thought the test format was fun

Jus_Wonderin's avatar

I did too. We should have tests every Friday!

Inforia's avatar

'Homework' for the 'Labor Day' holiday weekend. Like, as in actual 'labor.' Rebecca is a real 'Debbie Downer.'

JCfromNC's avatar

Didn’t everyone hate it when the teacher sent you home on a holiday weekend with homework to do?