Did you enjoy the million new Wikileaks' secret documents with your leftover turkey? Of course not. There are just too many documents! And that's why Wonkette is launching its own version of Wikileaks, the Wonkileak -- each release will consist of exactly one (1) document. And we guarantee that each release will completely shame every level of the U.S. Government, forever. Today, we present Wonkileak #1, this authentic DoD memo from this morning that outlaws acronyms. Somehow, we think the Pentagon is going to lose
I hate acronyms. Engineers use them profusely and seeing that I am one I must deal with what I call acronym hell in just about every meeting. One meeting where a telecomm manager type was speaking at about 150 APM (Acronyms per Minute) and going on and on how we needed to get the TSBs for us to succeed. I finally asked what a TSB was. He looked stunned and informed me that it was a Tall Shiny Building.
Never Again Volunteer Yourself
I hate acronyms. Engineers use them profusely and seeing that I am one I must deal with what I call acronym hell in just about every meeting. One meeting where a telecomm manager type was speaking at about 150 APM (Acronyms per Minute) and going on and on how we needed to get the TSBs for us to succeed. I finally asked what a TSB was. He looked stunned and informed me that it was a Tall Shiny Building.
Mobile Army Surgical Hospital
I'm so sorry. (that you must work with engineers)
How about eliminating all these time-wasting memos while we're at it?
One is too many.
And a thousand aren't enough.