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10. Dr. Fauci Heroically Refrains From Rand-Paul's-Neighboring Rand Paul . He IS a hero, Liz!
9. Tony Perkins: God's Gonna Unleash Some Real Harsh Judgment On America Over Biden's Policies . Robyn thinks maybe what, a pandemic?
8. Heritage Foundation Determined To Stop American Liberals From 'Canceling' The British Monarchy . The world is a strange place.
7. Cindy Hyde-Smith Is A Mississippi Goddamn Moron . I see what Evan did there!
6. Foiled Again! Tomi Lahren Exposes Plan To Secretly Replace Biden With Harris . It just feels true, Robyn!
5. Mitch McConnell Pretty Sure Kentucky Gets To Veto Whatever Majority Of Americans Want . It just feels true, Liz!
4. Come Watch President Old Handsome Joe Biden And Madam VP Kamala Harris In Atlanta! It was another episode of WonkTV.
3. The Day I Gave The Sh*ts To 'Fox & Friends' . Hey Sal Cataldi, thanks for the memories!
2. Trump Too Busy Dealing With Mar-a-Lago COVID Outbreak To Be Inaugurated As President Today . Sad!
1. A WEAKSADLOWENERGY Wonkette Moneybeg Because We're Fine Really But We Need Money Every Month, Not Just Some . Not sad! Pretty weak and low energy! Sorry I scared you guys, you were like ARE YOU OKAY DO YOU NEED A GROWNUP, and I meant that we are fine and I hate asking you for money when we're doing okay but I have to every month regardless, and anyway, you guys sent some money and it wasn't anywhere close to the least ever after all! Thank you!
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Tallulah probably also prepares to eat a cat.
There you go, it is all the pictures I have of the girls this week, but they are good pictures and you like them.
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Oh holy shit, I immediately think " Now there's a data professional!"Not "it's a picture of my bird, it's big!" at all
I live in the West Hills, but not far up. Ten minute walk to downtown. So it was probably you I heard them attacking. Because I am old, getting tear gassed was not an option. So I gave money, both to organizations, and to the (few) news sources that accurately reported the situation on the ground. I also spent time flipping off the surveillance drones. A futile gesture, but it helped a tiny bit.