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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

We use wood pellets for our ferrets. When it gets wet, it turns to sawdust.

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Doug Langley's avatar

Hmmph. Moscow Mitch will unlock the doors, walk around pushing the vote buttons, and declare "THE AYES HAVE IT CONFIRMED"

Yeah, I'm cynical. Does it show?

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Doug Langley's avatar

I see a tremendous future in baseball.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Ooh, always looking for new recommended products. Let me see if I can find a local supplier and get back to you if not. Thanks for the offer!

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Edgar Allen Shmoe's avatar

“Oh, there’s no face stuff in this tournament? Well, let me show you what the Miyagi Dojo thinks of THAT! BAM! BROKE YOUR FUCKIN NOSE!”

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sarafina's avatar

So to me Fall is September. 12 months at 30 days/month x 1K deaths per day = 360,000 plus 200,033 = 560,033 DEAD.

Half a million people dead in the 21st century. Of course, if the administration changes the death rate may drop. But the administration hasn't changed yet and won't in the next 4 months.

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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

This "don't shame the hypocrites" thing misses the point and makes me mad. We don't care what Lindsay Graham knows he's a hypocrite. We care that the voters know he's a hypocrite. So call him the fuck out. Every goddamned time.

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sarafina's avatar

Why are people still having this parties? A death wish?

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President Joe! SAY IT!'s avatar

yep, fucking hardball!

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goCatgo's avatar

There used to be a brand of shoe soles and rubber heels called 'Cat's Paw.'

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RecreationalPilot's avatar

Of course it's fake. Does it sound manic? Are there typos?

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Cletus Safari backs Ukraine's avatar

Agreed, except for the word "terminally".

It will die for sure IF we give up on it.

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Cletus Safari backs Ukraine's avatar

There, at the top of the page, are two of the reasons we can't give up.

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ziggywiggy's avatar

Pisses me off too, I like Betty Bowers but can do without the Captain Obvious bullshit.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I bet he's canned a few clams in his day.

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rebecca's avatar

I was!

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