Wonkette's Top 10 Welcomes You ... TO HELLLLL
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WoooOOOOooooOOOOO come innnnnn and read Wonkette's weekly Top 10 as selected this morning by a graveyard of undead Trumps!
Oh, is that bad? Fuck it. How did that whoreson not die.
Here, have some goddamn stories.
10. Pretty Much All You Need To Know About Trump's Sad Loser 'Tony Bobulinski' Hail Mary Pass . Bob Dobulina mister Bob Dobulina.
9. Javanka To Sue Over Accurate Billboards Suggesting They DGAF About People Dying . Extraordinarily accurate.
8. Hawaii Sen. Brian Schatz Declares War On Mitch McConnell So We'll Call That A Nice Time . We love him.
7. Your Boyfriend Hot Miles Is 'Anonymous,' And Now You Must Dump Him . Consider him dumped.
6. Not Even Putin Buying BS Hunter Biden Email Rumors He Probably Helped Start . They're soooooo dumb.
5. Who Wanna Watch MSNBC's Hallie Jackson Dick-Punch Hogan Gidley? This was funny.
4. Mad Old Flynn Judge Emmet Sullivan Tells Postmaster General To Go Cut Him A Switch . When ISN'T mad old Flynn judge Emmet Sullivan pissed?
3. Fox News Legal Analyst Worries Deep State Stoled His Wifi . Thoughts and prayers!
2. James Randi Outed Some Truly Heinous Frauds, And For That We Should All Be Grateful . And we are!
1. Cover Your Eyes! And Your Ears! Just Watch The Trump Biden Debate Through This Here Liveblog! That was this week? Christ.
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Maybe this one, who could say?
OK bye, shit to do, I SAID GOOD DAY.
I thought that was a "Banjo Kazooie"?
I'd like to keep following year-round on standard time, on the grounds that we all follow the biological clock in circadian rhythm and the twice-yanking adjustment just gives me jet lag both ways. (It gets worse each year.)
And there is no logical or scientific reason to do this.You aren't actually saving anything. The sun comes up and goes down, no matter what number you assign to it.
Ben Franklin, luv ya, guy, but this was a dumb idea.
Ask any farmer whether cows, even if you fit them with wristwatches, will follow them.
Very few farmers and even fewer cows will respond in the positive.