Wonkette's Week in Review

* In case you're just returning from a long vacation at a secluded Caribbean hideaway, where you had no access to television, radio, newspapers, or the internet, here's what you missed: Vice President Dick Cheney shot a man last weekend, then took his sweet time in telling the American people about it. (Wonkette's full coverage is available here .)

* To make matters worse, Dick Cheney may have engaged in " tight hole operations ." (Do you really wanna know what "tight hole operations" are? Click here .)

* Maryland comptroller (and former state governor) William Donald Schaefer is one dirty old man . He might enjoy visiting the offices of Sen. Jeff Sessions .

* Down in the Sunshine State, Donna Shalala is livin' large , while Ann Coulter is making Palm Beach poll workers eat her dust. 

* Meanwhile, back in Washington, Michael Chertoff spent much of last Wednesday sitting in the   hot   seat before the Senate. It wasn't as much fun as Brownie's testimony ; but we now know that neither Chertoff nor Donald Rumsfeld uses email .

* Despite continued high jinks on the Hill, America's lawmakers are getting bored . And if something exciting doesn't happen soon, they won't be the only ones. Please, Mr. Vice President -- shoot somebody else this weekend!