Wonkette's Week in Review

* Duke Cunningham gets the longest sentence ever given to a congressman: 8 years and 4 months.

* Blackberry users, exhale .

* A Wonkette exclusive: a new Hurricane Katrina briefing video , which exonerates everyone! Maybe it will boost the president's approval rating, which has reached an all-time low .

* Condoleezza Rice lets us see her sweat .

* After participating in the most   vacuous   interview   ever , George Bush travels to India and Pakistan (and even makes a surprise visit to Afghanistan). The trip results in a landmark nuclear energy agreement with India -- and   many   funny   photographs .

* David Gregory drunk-dials Imus .

* The Supreme Court finds   Anna   Nicole   Smith   appealing .

* Our are men and women in uniform unable to access Wonkette , as well as many other fine and upstanding websites? Maybe; maybe not .

* Hillary: Karl Rove obsesses about me . (Don't think too hard about that one.)

* Tom Malin, the former gay prostitute now running for the Texas state legislature, refuses to withdraw . Well, we never doubted his stamina.

* Finally, a little Wonkette navel-gazing: check out our latest feature, Cartoon Violence , and our live chat on washingtonpost.com. Fun stuff.