Wonkette's Week in Review
* This is how the world will end, not with a bang, but a clank, and the thump of a pneumatic hammer on an elevator . We're relieved that no one was hurt, but it sure was exciting covering all the action . Er, whatever it is that passes for action . In the end, the biggest danger of the day was the risk of some soiled gabardine , but even that was averted .
* Before we got all excited about some ambiguous loud noise, the Senate confirmed Michael Hayden . That Toby Kieth playlist we made last week came in handy for the celebration.
* Bush marks his territory bypeeingordering the William Jefferson FBI documents sealed .
* The championship round of the Congressional Catfight was this week. Wild card entry "Mean Jean" Schmidt ended up walking away with the title .
* Pat Robertson seeks strength in the Lord, and in the old "Vitamin S" , apparently. Even with thevideo proof , there are some who doubt that the 700 Club is now the 2000 Club.
* Bill Frist: friend to man and beast .