Wonkette's Week in Review: L'Shana Tova, Macaca
George Allen ceaselessly entertains, from talking about 'backy spittin' to hisneverending racist jibberish -- and new this week: his secret life as Jewy McJewerson . Showing he's a world class schlemiel, Allen doesn't waste any time getting on TV and emoting all over the situation room .
Minnesota's senate campaigns give Virginia a run for their money in ridiculousness with the case of the "mysteriously un-hacked website."
Ever the also-ran, Maryland tries to drum up some attention with their racist campaign staff bloggers .
A car driven by a crackhead who is not named Patrick Kennedy crashed into a barricade on the Capitol campus. The Capitol Police make sure they're second on the scene , so all they have to do is put up the yellow tape.
Professor Hugo Chavez reads his book report to the General Assembly of the UN, and helps Noam Chomsky get enough money for a new corduroy sport coat .
We implore the smarmy elites of the Washington media to use their power for good, and let us drink our damn overpriced beverages on airplanes again.
In international politics, a bunch of Hungarians rioted after their slide-rules told them the Prime Minister was lying about debt numbers or some shit. And in Thailand, the country bid farewell to Democracy after a coup so peaceful, it didn't even feature a kick-boxing showdown .
Fear not. The holy trinity of Jesus, George Bush, and beef jerky is still alive and well in the heartland.