Wonkette's Week in Review: March of The Penguins
* Alberto Gonzales finally appeared before Congress , gave bullshit answers to bullshit questions, and everyone is still just waiting for him to step down.
* World Bank employees finally did more than 10 minutes of work in a day, and everyone is still just waiting for Paul "Pay For Play" Wolfowitz to step down.
* Americans honor dead people in the sexiest and toothiest ways they know how.
* The day the Blackberrys died .
* Dudes, get ready to burn your draft cards .
* Chicks, get ready to have that baby .
* Anything bad that ever happens is the fault of Democrats, Communists, Terrorists, or all of the above .
* There were a lot of parties last night , you should've tried to crash .